When Checking Into A Hotel, Is There Anything Better Than Finding

[Uncle Baby Billy]

SOFT TWO PLY TOILET PAPER INSTEAD OF SANDPAPER FOR YOUR B HOLE?

It makes me so happy to know that they care.

 

[CJ3131]

For the ones who have sandpaper, I am always prepared. I have my White Cloud in my luggage along with wipes and for the real rough times down under, I always have a pack of Preparation H wipes. My butt needs tender love or I will have some issues the next day and might walk like the deputy in the show, Gunsmoke.

 

[Weagle1492]

coke and whores is better. Maybe a tiny giraffe

 

[cscott4au]

Used condom just under the edge of the bedskirt at Fairfield Inn in east Montgomery. Got a shitload of Marriott points for that little faux pas.

 

[hsvtiger34]

Used condom just under the edge of the bedskirt at Fairfield Inn in east Montgomery. Got a shitload of Marriott points for that little faux pas.

An ultraviolet light it your friend when seeking free points...

 

[MolesterStallone]

An ultraviolet light it your friend when seeking free points...

I am strangely aroused by this

 

[Even Janitor]

I was thinking a bible in the bedside table. Buncha godless heathens ITT.

 

[TigerD]

Yes

 

[mrhickory]

coke and whores is better. Maybe a tiny giraffe

Last time I checked into the Ritz on Canal St, found a 1 pound bag of toot in the top of of the closet...

 

[Weagle1492]

Last time I checked into the Ritz on Canal St, found a 1 pound bag of toot in the top of of the closet...

damn son.

 

[anon_0cidikf40ngo7]

coke and whores is better. Maybe a tiny giraffe

You forgot the blow

 

[PetrichAUr]

Last time I checked into the Ritz on Canal St, found a 1 pound bag of toot in the top of of the closet...

1 pound? What did you do?

 

[yy4u]

I was thinking a bible in the bedside table. Buncha godless heathens ITT.

Redundantly redundant........