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What my 4 year old thinks it means to be a row tahd fan....

dtrudeau

First Round Draft Pick
Oct 3, 2004
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dtrudeau's 4 year old grandson had this to say last night...

There we were...lying in bed...trying to go to sleep when we heard a little "noise". Then this...
Ethan: Why do I poot so much? Maybe it's because I'm supposed to be a roll tide fan.
Me: Lol! What?!
Ethan: Nah, I'm just kidding. I just said that cause I pooted too much today.
Me: Well, okay then.
Ethan: War Eagle, Mommy. I love you. Boom! THAT just happened.
Me: Lol! Ethan, where did you hear that?
Ethan: From my girlfriend, Laine. She don't poot too much, and that's why she's a War Eagle fan. And, she says, "Boom! THAT just happened" so she's cool and that's why she's a War Eagle fan, too.
Me: Okay, Baby. That's good. War Eagle. I love you. Now go to sleep. *Silence* then...
Ethan: Mommy, I hope I don't ever hear Laine poot because I don't want her to be a roll tide fan.
Me: (trying to contain my laughter knowing that Mom is planting this stuff in his head from Heaven) Please go to sleep, Ethan.
Ethan: Okay. Good night, Mommy. I'm glad you don't poot so you can be for War Eagle.
Me: Shhhh...good night, Ethan.

Thanks for the laughs, Mom (dtrudeau). There is no doubt in my mind that this came from you.
 
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