Was friends with this ex-Mormon turned hipster girl back around 2010 or so (a terrific year, as you all remember, perhaps the best of all years).
Took her home from the bar one night and proceeded to rail her right there in my kitchen. After finishing, she did not swallow, but instead reached for a bottle of siracha and shot at least 2 tablespoons of it into her mouth and gargled. Then swallowed. Then looked at me as if all of this was completely normal.
I had no idea what to do. Except to invite her over a couple days after that.
Took her home from the bar one night and proceeded to rail her right there in my kitchen. After finishing, she did not swallow, but instead reached for a bottle of siracha and shot at least 2 tablespoons of it into her mouth and gargled. Then swallowed. Then looked at me as if all of this was completely normal.
I had no idea what to do. Except to invite her over a couple days after that.
