Uhhhh, wut did Momma SHORTZZ do to ole SHORTZZ foe hiz Birthday??????????

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Uhhhh, if a pikkshure iz werth a thousand werdz then check out SHORTZZZ hizzy dis morning. Keep in mind, hiz bedroom iz on da top left:

Wun kan only imagine WUT DA HAYUL MOMMA SHORTZZ did to our buddy in order to have enuff force to SHATTER THE DAYUM HOUSE FOUNDAYSHUN!!!!!!!!!! I guess we juzt say-----------KUNGRATZ ON DA SEKKTZ SHORTZZZZ!!!!!
Luckily, ole SHORTZZ haz a litta pull around da HOOOOVA area. I juzt pazzed all deez cement truckz hedded to hiz hizzy to try and fiz dis ishue beefour hiz DAWTA gitz home frum skool!!!

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