Two streams diverged from a clogged urethra

[WirelessDamnEngineer85]

And sorry I could not aim both
And make one target, quickly I must
Decide which stream will win, if any;

The stakes rose higher, just as the floor grew wetter,
As to which the better claim,
Because it was thicker and its flow more robust;
Though as for the clog within
Had rendered them really about the same,

And both that evening equally flew
In paths unpredictable and wild.
Oh, I kept the right for another day!
Yet knowing how stream feeds into stream,
I doubted if my floor would remain white.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two streams diverged from a clogged urethra, and I --
I gambled on the stream aiming left,
And my floor is covered in urine.

 

[David Hasselhoff]

 

[icratic]

You strike me as a very smart, funny, yet extremely weird mother****er

 

[aucivil]

I have one stream, more of a dribble, and my floor is still covered with urine.

 

[wtc4au]

 

[CJ3131]

And sorry I could not aim both
And make one target, quickly I must
Decide which stream will win, if any;

The stakes rose higher, just as the floor grew wetter,
As to which the better claim,
Because it was thicker and its flow more robust;
Though as for the clog within
Had rendered them really about the same,

And both that evening equally flew
In paths unpredictable and wild.
Oh, I kept the right for another day!
Yet knowing how stream feeds into stream,
I doubted if my floor would remain white.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two streams diverged from a clogged urethra, and I --
I gambled on the stream aiming left,
And my floor is covered in urine.

Be happy you have a somewhat good flow.

I need a prostrate massage by my favorite specialist.

 

[mobala_tiger62]

Think Flomax x2 & Avodart....

 

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[graham bAyoU]

Next time pee in the shower,
And that will make all the difference.

 

[Nastystache]

Modern day "The Road Not Taken." So much like Robert Frost.

 

[WirelessDamnEngineer85]

You strike me as a very smart, funny, yet extremely weird mother****er

I thought of this last night as I wrangled a dual stream right before I passed out on Ambien. I'm surprised I remembered it

 

[Dammit Lewis]

Only read the first stanza. Can't finish with a dry eye. Stunning.

 

[icratic]

I thought of this last night as I wrangled a dual stream right before I passed out on Ambien. I'm surprised I remembered it

The OP bears the resemblance of a strange dream