Two streams diverged from a clogged urethra

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  1. WirelessDamnEngineer85

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    And sorry I could not aim both
    And make one target, quickly I must
    Decide which stream will win, if any;

    The stakes rose higher, just as the floor grew wetter,
    As to which the better claim,
    Because it was thicker and its flow more robust;
    Though as for the clog within
    Had rendered them really about the same,

    And both that evening equally flew
    In paths unpredictable and wild.
    Oh, I kept the right for another day!
    Yet knowing how stream feeds into stream,
    I doubted if my floor would remain white.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two streams diverged from a clogged urethra, and I --
    I gambled on the stream aiming left,
    And my floor is covered in urine.
     
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    You strike me as a very smart, funny, yet extremely weird mother****er
     
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    I have one stream, more of a dribble, and my floor is still covered with urine.
     
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    Be happy you have a somewhat good flow.

    I need a prostrate massage by my favorite specialist.
     
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    Think Flomax x2 & Avodart....:D
     
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    Next time pee in the shower,
    And that will make all the difference.
     
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    Modern day "The Road Not Taken." So much like Robert Frost.
     
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    I thought of this last night as I wrangled a dual stream right before I passed out on Ambien. I'm surprised I remembered it
     
  12. lewis3882

    lewis3882 ASK ME ABOUT MY TUB
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    Only read the first stanza. Can't finish with a dry eye. Stunning.
     
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    The OP bears the resemblance of a strange dream
     

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