... the cargo containers have mutinied, and are attempting to swim back to China.
This is insane, said one container. This is ridiculous, said another container. A third container shouted "let's go Brandon".
BREAKING: 40 CONTAINERS ARE NOW REPORTED DEAD, AFTER DROWNING OFF THE CALIFORNIA COAST
"We will never know what was in those containers", lamented Port Chief Lemantz Corrigidor. "It could have been Christmas toys, or rubber dildos for @stutsman23. It may have been billions of dollars of pure fentanyl headed for Indiana, but I wouldn't know anything about that."
This is insane, said one container. This is ridiculous, said another container. A third container shouted "let's go Brandon".
BREAKING: 40 CONTAINERS ARE NOW REPORTED DEAD, AFTER DROWNING OFF THE CALIFORNIA COAST
"We will never know what was in those containers", lamented Port Chief Lemantz Corrigidor. "It could have been Christmas toys, or rubber dildos for @stutsman23. It may have been billions of dollars of pure fentanyl headed for Indiana, but I wouldn't know anything about that."
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