The Bunker's Rustled Poster of the Week: Week 7 (10/25), Episode 7

Stanley McRustler · Oct 25, 2018

GOOOOOD morning fellow assholes! I really appreciate you joining us for this weeks episode of TBRPW! We have another LOVELY tie between'st what seems to be the only person left on the GURSE BUS, some guy trying to pick internet fights, as well as a dude that is apparently rich as balls. As the bunker comes to terms with our 6-6 season, folks like the below, constantly get e-tea-bagged or brag about how much money they have!

Up to bat first, we have our dear friend that hails from Lakeland, FL, pronounces his "l's" as "r's", Bob Stoops stole his wife, and it only takes him a few posts to reach full on RUSTLE. Please enjoy this short encounter with our dear friend @TokyoGiantsFan

SonofSeaborn said:
Enough of being a douche. It’s Bob Stoops.

TokyoGiantsFan said:
Not currently coaching and is a burn out. He has not done sh** at OU since 2000.

SonofSeaborn said:
Seriously?

TokyoGiantsFan said:
Name the last NC he won? It was 2000. He hasn't done sh** since then. His 2004 team was a sham!

penya87 said:
KYS

TokyoGiantsFan said:
Why don't you come down to Lakeland, FL and try to kill me, punk? Bring Bob Stoops with you so I can shove his wank hand up your craphole and then make you lick it.

Next up is our resident trout fisher! He hails from his shack on the beautiful shores of the Chattahoochee (ITP), steals internet from the local Starbucks, and is still firmly planted on the GUS BUS! Please enjoy @KilgoreTrout and his Russell

KilgoreTrout said:
Gus Malzahn forgot more about football and coaching the last time he took a dump than you will ever know in your entire life. I’m sorry to break that to you.

pl4au said:
We aren’t his competition dumbass. What about in comparison with his peers? That’s what matters.

KilgoreTrout said:
His peers aren’t the dumbasses on this board pretending they know what they are talking about.

im4auburn2 said:
I honestly wonder how stupid mother ****ers like you survive. Just goes to show you how easy it is in America.

L I G E R said:
The difference between Malzahn and me is that I didn’t dedicate 40+ years to my craft only to still be incompetent.

Lol excellent work you guys because this is what we got:

KilgoreTrout said:
LOL. I must be real damn lucky you pole smoker.

KilgoreTrout said:
Your “craft” doesn’t have anything to do with coaching football and you aren’t qualified to accurately judge “competence”. If he s “incompetent” then every coach who has ever had the job has been, based on W/L. You are just a clueless fan bitching on the internet.

KilgoreTrout said:
Face it this board is now full of imbeciles who don’t know what the F they are talking about. They mad though.

@KilgoreTrout it seems like you and Gus should hang out more often! Congrats!

Last but not least, we have the richest member on the Bunker! He hails from Mtn. Brook (probably), has a trust fund, can't spell, and did I mention he's rich? @gridironglory c'mon down!!!

gridironglory said:
LOL on your last comment! My dad was the second highest contribtor the last time! So much for rifing through the alumi couch.He knows 90% of the trustees by their first name. I could go on about his back ground but I will let u keep making up as u go since your talk isn't fact based. ps. my uncle used to be on the board but left a few years ago because he wanted spend more time with his family and believed 90% of the members were there to make contacts and promote their business which he didn't need.That being said he too knows most of the trustees so I think what I am talking about.As one of the other members said to me today in a private message" he lol at the echo chamber that The Bunker has become".Gus maybe fired some day but to say it's already in the works is pure foolish! By the way, how much of your money has gone to SUPPORT Auburn?

ChattNoogaTiger said:
I have no dog in the fight but you’ve rustled my jimmies. To brag about how much money your father has donated is weak shit.
How much of your money has gone to support AU? Daddys money doesn’t count and it doesn’t make your opinion any more valuable than anyone else’s. Take that shit
to the entitlement/good old boy board.

gridironglory said:
Hey clown, he is the one that asked for accountablity and how I was connected. He was the one who said they didn't call my dad because they didn't need to go looking into couch money. Braging lol, read his post to me if your want to realize how foolish your statement is. Braging my ass! I bet I gave 1.5 million more than u last year. Don't bother with any more respondis, if I wanted to see more foolishness I would turn on CNN! PS where did you see the figure on how much he gave, I bet you can read it 100 times and still can't come up with one. BYE!

Congrats @gridironglory! I've got a new investment idea dealing with penny stocks and I have DM'd you the details!

Who Caused this Rustle? @Gus Malzahn, @D&Gr's, @SonofSeaborn , @penya87, @Bob Stoops, @pl4au @im4auburn2 @L I G E R, @ChattNoogaTiger

Runner's Up: @Stanley McRustler (Gus's Presser about facing adversity he caused), @VeniceBlue (Not really sure but saw some Trump comments), @pickledherring112 (Bammers laughing at us or some crap), @JollyLlama (Embarrassed to be an AU fan because people are pulling for Gus to lose), @aunu2 (Another Creeder pissed folks are pulling against Gus "You Cheer for Auburn not the coach" lulz), @Laces.out (idk something @Kellerdog said), @jmpotter23 (@Docdumpsta DOES OUR QB SUCK OR DOES OUR COACH?), @aler (Not enough characters to explain), @mwf0001 (Loves Gus in a trolling kind of way),

Who definitely was NOT rustled this week: @fntiger

RUSTLED MOD OF THE WEEK: Tie Betweenst' @Ben Wolk (MAR) and @Jay G. Tate (LISTENING TO A RUNDOWN IS OPTIONAL)

As Always, paid for and produced by Bob's Victory Grille. Stay tuned for next weeks episode folks and remember DON'T get rusl't on the interwebs! Our Coach Sucks and the D&Gr's told you so years ago! Also, please don't brag about your wealth on the internet, it makes you seem poor.

Yours Truly,

Stan, the Ref of Rustle ®

Fergie1220 · Oct 25, 2018