The Bunker's Rustled Poster of the Week ®: Season 2, Episode 2

Stanley McRustler · Sep 6, 2019

Good morning folks and happy Friday! Welcome to this weeks episode of the BRPW®. Please buckle up as we explore rustled® postings from during and after the last second win in Dallas.

Before we get into the rustlage®, I would like to give a big shout out to the most honest man on the Bunker @jimpty ! What an honor it is to share an online forum with such a great man! Keep up the fAUmily values and hope to see you at a game this year!

First off, we go with the short zingers and nuggets from this past week!

After Gussy squeaked out the game, the Creed monsters come out to play....

Thread titled, "Just want to say one thing....."

j4au_1 said:
Eff you you friggin whinny ass bitches. Especially you you POS @Road Runner.

As for the game:

1. Steele had a shitty gameplan the first half.
2. Gus called a poor game, and didn't put Nix in position to suceed.
3. Our OL is hot garbage. That will be what gets us beat this year.

PS: Eff you you whiney ass bitches.

j4au_1 said:
@Road Runner , Eff you.

j4au_1 said:
Nah. Just tired of bitches you DO NOT understand football, calling me out at friggin half time of the first game of the year.

I said, we have issues. OL is a MAJOR problem. Not sure there is a solution to that problem.

j4au_1 said:
Awww that's cute. So when a bunch of you were blasting my ass at half when I said we would cover, that's OK. Riiiiiight.

Thread titled, "This whole board is a complete Clown Show"

auburnbrave said:
Idiots act like we are supposed to just show up at a neutral location and blow out the #11 team in the country with a true freshman QB. I’m sure a bunch of you mouth breathers hate that we won anyway because you will have nothing to bitch about all week long.

JollyLlama said:
We actually watch the game to enjoy it, unlike you POS posters who do nothing but bitch 24/7. Get TF off the board and let us enjoy the win without your BS negativity.

We beat the #11 team in the nation with a true freshman QB.... And on a last second, very exciting play. Just enjoy the fking win.

AUBK said:
It's so ****ing retarded.

JollyLlama said:
Neither am I. It was a shit game plan and shit play calling, but that doesn't mean people can't enjoy the win without constant Gus bashing.

Whatever, I'm signing off to take another shot in honor of the boys. War eagle to the Auburn fans. fk you to everyone on here claiming to be, but constantly bitching.

gridironglory said:
I noticed most of the losers on here seem to vote Dem, they simply aren't real smart. U can't fix stupid!

NOW FOR THE REAL WINNER, OUR DEAR FRIEND @Foz !!

Thread titled, " You miserable F@cks!"

Foz said:
I swear to God the most miserable freaking AU people post here. Seriously you miserable ba$tards you should find another past time. This place is a toxic waste dump of underachieving miserable people who hate themselves far more than Gus. Please do us all a favor and drink drano you pathetic disgusting pieces of human debris that call yourselves Auburn fans...the normal people hate you.

Foz said:
Seriously, a lot of parents basements are burning bandwidth tonight. You fu@king degenerates who think you are so funny with your sarcasm and “wit” are nothing more than miserable trolls. I am sure most people here hate you but you have no lives so you just sit here and post negative $shit about Auburn. F*ck off.

Foz said:
Well I’m feeling bad as it’s clear that I have offended many here...oh wait, no I’m not I love that so many degenerate sidewalks have had their sensibilities affected by my truth bomb. War Damn Eagle and War Damn Gus because He is our coach and these kids risk all to try and please you disgusting trolls...I can guarantee while it won’t be reflected on the posts here the vast majority agree with ME... Fvck off

Foz said:
We have a generational QB, an incredible D, a staff that is awesome and recruiting their asses off, we have sick linebackers, potentially game changing wide receivers and we have played for two titles in 10 years with GUS Mother Fvcking Malzahn as our leader...these are the very BEST of times and I hate to see the miserable pricks on this board rundown our kids and our university...I won’t post much which will please the trolls here but I had my fill of you Fvckers and want the “normal” folks to understand you are an anomaly...a disgusting little pathetically miserable useless waste of oxygen for the most part. War Fvcking Eagle bitche$.

THANK YOU @Foz I can't wait for the rest of the season!

Last but not least, a shout out to this dummy for some in game posting!

Stanley McRustler said:
It’s pure gold watching this seven year AIDS shit show burn to the ground

Stanley McRustler said:
It’s over baby!!! WATCH IT BURN TO THE GAT DAMN GROUND

Who caused this edition of Rustle ®? SSP'rs and D&Grs

RUSTLED MOD OF THE WEEK: @Jay G. Tate - WE RUN PACE

Paid for and produced by Bob's Victory Grille. Stay tuned for next weeks episode folks and remember DON'T get rusl't ® on the interwebs!

Yours Truly,

Stan, the Ref of Rustle ®

Stumpfan · Sep 6, 2019