Rule #1- Save the singing of the alma mater for the graduates. I nor any other Auburn graduate needs some muggle that clearly couldn’t cut it at Auburn, tarnishing our wonderful battle hymn. Trust me, the fight song is more your thing.
Rule #2- Save the wearing of jerseys for the children. Grown men that wear jerseys are just creepy unless it’s @NumberNineteen.
Rule #3- Bring plenty of booze for you and your adult neighbors. This ensures that everyone stays loud and engaged throughout the game. No one like a sober sally bringing down the section. Also, trust me when I say that NO ONE likes the guy that only brings two minis and doesn’t have enough to share.
Rule #4- If you ever get the urge to yell at Gus from your seat, DON’T. You sound like a tool and I promise you, he can’t hear you.
I’m sure I’m leaving some important stuff out, but most of you get the point. If you follow these rules, you’re sure to have an A+ experience.
WDE
Rule #2- Save the wearing of jerseys for the children. Grown men that wear jerseys are just creepy unless it’s @NumberNineteen.
Rule #3- Bring plenty of booze for you and your adult neighbors. This ensures that everyone stays loud and engaged throughout the game. No one like a sober sally bringing down the section. Also, trust me when I say that NO ONE likes the guy that only brings two minis and doesn’t have enough to share.
Rule #4- If you ever get the urge to yell at Gus from your seat, DON’T. You sound like a tool and I promise you, he can’t hear you.
I’m sure I’m leaving some important stuff out, but most of you get the point. If you follow these rules, you’re sure to have an A+ experience.
WDE
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