Stand back, Bammers....it's noon and sanctions has computer access!

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

coworker: "Hey bro, we are going down the street to Applebees for lunch, want to join us?"

sanctions (realizing he can't afford Applebees and doesn't want to blow an hour of computer access): "Thanks, but mom packed fresh Lunchables so I think I'll stay."

coworker: "Ok your call....wait, is that your laptop? Aw man, you're just going to go back to that message board and argue with Bama fans, aren't you? Damn, man, every day?"

sanctions: "Look man, you don't know, they are filthy Bammers! I gotta get even!"

coworker: "Ok bro, you do what you gotta do...."

LMAO!

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Serious question. Why won't this bammer smile?

The 1% :0)

Rooow Damn Thde Rooow!

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

sanctions getting bold! Risking getting fired just to prove to Bammers that NO ONE tells him when he can't get on the computer!

LMAO!