If I understand correctly:
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EDIT: timeline is being updated, as needed.
- Watch the Birmingham Bowl and drink yourself unconscious.
- Upon awakening, gather "dirt" on Harsin that's shows he's an extremely incompetent asshole but hasn't necessarily violated his contract.
- Wait, we went -1 on signing day?!
- Where the hell is Austin Davis? He was here like 10 minutes ago. Huh? He QUIT?!
- Tell Harsin everything is GUCCI so he will leave the damn country. (Maybe have Allen Greene tell him his bonus check is buried in the sand somewhere in Cancun)
- Meet in secret and discuss said "dirt" as a way to fire him while being advised that there is little to no "for cause" ground to stand on.
- Hit him with it it anyway, because YOLO.
- Oh shit, he's not going to resign? He will actually fight this? He's determined to get the bag?
- Uhh......
- Shit, shit, shit, shit
- Who the hell is Keli Sparky? How is she related to Harsin? Why does she look like Caitlyn Jenner?
- Fvck Arkansas
- Produce fundraising idea for completion of contract funds:
- Some students have discussed a "sTaNd WiTh HaRsIn" chant at GameDay. Think about putting out a Covid alert.
- Give Harsin the impression that he shouldn't show up Thursday for the SEC coaches event. Then, when he doesn't, we fire him "for cause". SOURCE: Tim Jackson (shoutout @bojackcaddy for the inside info)
- Change Auburn policy to fit our strategy
- Get CUCKED by Keli Sparky and the Hardashians
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EDIT: timeline is being updated, as needed.
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