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So I ventured over to the TOS Bammer board to see if they really think they're gonna land Kofi Cockburn...

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And boy am I glad I did. It's true, they really think they're in it with him AND Marcus Carr lol.

While I was there, I stumbled upon these absolute GEMS as well.

"Quinerly, Ellis and Davison may give us the best guard lineup in the country."

- ummmmm no. MAYBE top 3 lineup in the SEC...IF JD Davison plays up to the hype, which I don't think he will. Think he's a heck of an athlete, but he is as raw as they come at PG.

"Cockburn will most likely decide Kentucky but in my opinion he could develop his weaknesses that the NBA pointed out to a greater extent in our system."

- lmaoooooo tell me you have negative basketball IQ without telling me you have negative basketball IQ. Kofi does not fit Oats' system in any form or fashion. At all.

As soon as it was pointed out that Kofi is not considering Bama, a poster immediately chimed in: "that must mean that Kevin Obanor has already pledged his commitment to Oats."

- Obanor's top two is Arky and TTU. Lolol

Okay, now here's the holy grail and the epitome of Bammer "basketball fans". When talking about Shackelford coming back, some Crimson Defender said this:

"He can get to above 50% from 3 if he is willing to work at it. Shooting percentages are tied to repetition and muscle memory."

- hahahahahaha yeah pal, Shackelford can become the best shooter of all time if he works at it. Steph Curry, Ray Allen, Reggie Miller, etc, step aside...Jaden Shackelford is out to do something no one ever has before

These people are soooo fvcking delusional man. Their best team of all time couldn't make the Elite Eight lmao.

I can't wait for us to bring out the brooms again this year. You know BRUCE is pissed tf off and coming for dat ass.

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