So I got chastised for saying some woman would sleep with a ...

Discussion in 'Dear Diary' started by aler, Jul 23, 2018.

  1. aler

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    german shepherd for a movie role. probably to much hyperbole. It got me thinking though would you sleep with a german shepherd for money. For enough i would without a doubt
     
  2. Mikecb22

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    Aler in the heroin early
     
  3. aler

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    seriously would you. its a simple question
     
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    I’d try but I don’t think I could fall asleep.
     
  5. Mikecb22

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    How much we talking?
     
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    I’m your only supporter @ler
     
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  7. aler

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    that's the rub. I would like to think it would be 10 of millions but when confronted with life changing green that would help my family i honestly don't know. We all have a price for most we never get the opportunity to find out
     
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    Depends on how many people knew about it.
     
  9. aler

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    yep all that weighs in. we want to believe we would never stoop to some things. many say they would never sleep with the boss for a raise. my contention is that's a lie. its just a dollar amount.
     
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    Bring 10mm and a dog to my house and I’ll decide. I sold my soul long ago, so it’s not a big deal.
     
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    You don't want to know the things I would do for a few million dollars
     
  12. aler

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    that's an honest response . somehow though i have a feeling your immortal soul may be in better shape than you think
     
  13. Kenny MF Powers

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    Amen, bruh. I'll wipe away my tears of shame with a few crisp $100 bills while I'm crusing in my Lambo.
     
  14. aler

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    well this isnt working out . I thought I would get more indignation. i suggested an actress might choose to sleep with a producer for millions of dollars and was torn up
     
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    We talking giving or receiving? I would not risk getting stuck on a dog knot for no amount. My luck that would happen and I would have to call 911.
     
  16. aler

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    20 million cash?
     
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    No.

    (PS. I am not sure if I am saying no, because I wouldn't, or I don't want this post to be seen by a future employer and I get fired over it. You decide.)
     
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    You ever seen Black Mirror, aler?
     
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    You're lying your ass off. You'd take that dog out for a nice steak dinner and end the night with a romantic candlelit THROWDOWN with this playing in the background

     
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    Agreed
     
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    The only episode I watched. Was scared to watch any more.
     
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    When faced with the question ‘for $2 million would you bang a German Shepherd’, you’ll discover that there are 2 types of people in this world:
    (1) those who say they would
    (2) liars
     
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    aler-wood you like to be in this type situation every night for say, three to five years?

     
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    Haha so true. The things actresses do for parts are absurd. Nobody even talks about it.
     
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    It stays fairly disturbing but that one rises above the rest
     
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    couple of episodes should I revisit it
     
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    I spoon with my shepherd for free.
     
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    That is the first episode, really sets the tone for the series.
     
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    As long as it’s a girl German Shepherd I don’t see the issue
     
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    That’s why I didn’t continue. I’ll watch some sick shit, but that was next level.
     
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    I'd do it for free
     
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    That was probably the most disturbing episode. At least in that tone.

    I hadn’t really heard of the show other than it popped up on Netflix but gave it a shot on a whim. I accidentally watched season 3, ep1 first. When that ended I realized I went out of order and thought I had spoiled season 1-2. Then they jumped right to it in that first episode. Talk about a shock.
     
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    What exactly were they upset about?
     
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    Depends. How high/stoned/drunk am I allowed to get beforehand?
     
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    Well you are married to Gus, so that goes without saying doesn’t it?
     
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    I laffed.
     
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    Heck 10 million bring me a german shepherd and a sax player at the same time

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    For 20 mil you would have to take a bone up the chute.
     
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