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Schadenfreude Central: F*** bama edition (Part I)

Bo Knows

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Gonna have to do two parts due to character limits.



From the official game thread:

I could really use a BAMA win after last night. Please Oats deliver for us!

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Smith going for 60 tonight?

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A lot of Auburn fans in the crowd. Gross.

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Smith is just gonna take the game over

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Think we may win this game. But I think Auburn is the best and most talented team in the country

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I think they have two of the best players in the country. Very hard to match up with them. If they get hot, like us, in March. Watch out

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Why can’t we make layups

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They been toying with us

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What the hell are we doing

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What in the world are we doing? How can we be this bad at basketball?

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Just unacceptable basketball right there

Shack has been pitiful

You’re watching a well coached team playing vs a team that shows no effort

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We sux

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We about to get run out the gym

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Someone needs to kick Charmin Bediako in the nuts

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Ugh. Not in the mood for this

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Davison is getting schooled .. no way he’s a 1 and done

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If Quinerly and Shack don’t hit shots we get will get BLOWN out.

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I hate auburn but they are good if they don't make final four it will be a disappointing year

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They’re going to win the whole thing.

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Alabama sucks

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Was Davidson overrated? I just don’t see him being an elite scorer right now

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Some of you ITT are hilariously dumb. Auburn is probably the 2nd best team in the country right now and we are only down 5 at halftime.

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It’s a sad day for all these losers that want to stick a fork in Bama and declare Auburn the Chicago Bulls.

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It’s a miracle this is a 5 pt game tbh

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We are a soft team

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reading this thread, it sounds like we are down by 35 instead of only down 5 to one of the top 3-4 teams in the country

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My expectations were and continue to be low. Although after last night, my “give a *****” is way low.

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That Johnson guy is annoying AF!

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No answer for Smith

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au lottery guy actually looks and plays as 1

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We in big trouble

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We’re down 6 at Kessler has basically not played. Not good.

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Refs calling it one way tonight I see lol

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Even when we get a stop we can’t catch the damn ball

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It’s over

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How the hell does Green control the ball shooting it so high?

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How do we go from beating Gonzaga and Houston to playing like this. Someone explain it to me

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I mean honestly. Are we not playing well or are we playing one of the top two teams in the country.

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i belive it is a little of both. Auburn is legit and we are not playing well

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No one to blame, auburn just a better team this year. We haven't hit our 3 shots lately, and defense has been a liability most of the year. I feel the defense has played well, but they're out of gas from the looks of it.

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Mr. Oats is to blame. Not gonna be popular, but when your system requires shooters, you go find them, there were plenty in the portal, and we got one that forgot how to play basketball in 6 months

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We all know AU is legit

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We might still pull this off but my goodness they will beat our brains in down there with those hillbilly’s losing their minds 5 ft from court

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Well Shaq is giving us zero offensive or defensive production, our lottery guy looks like a marginal NCAA player, our bugs are soft as charmin, and we don't play hard defensively...

Add this au team is legit and this could be a blowout

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They are such a tough matchup size wise. We have no answers. Our only shot is if we start draining threes.

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We have billionaires as alums but can't get any big NILs to get big time players to play here

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Might be getting ready to wear one unless the guards go off. Auburn at an entirely different level.

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Auburn might hang 90-100 on us

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This is embarrassing

Lucky to get that board tbh

Auburn has way more energy...this team ain’t it

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Gotta keep pressure on them. They will take some bad shots. Now their luck will help them with some bad shots going in but if we make them take enough we may find a way to get in it

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Come on Bama!!

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great call on that flagrant by officials

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That was intentional....They have been chirpy all game

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Fn ridiculous. We can’t make anything and they can’t miss anything. Terrible

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kyler murray on fire

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Auburn has some dogs.

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I mean what the ****

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They do what we want to do better than we do

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I don’t care much for that little *******

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I need a two week break from sports

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Whoever created that thread about us winning 3 in 4 days vs Mizzou, Natty and Auburn should be banned

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Didn’t realize we sucked so bad

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You didn't see this coming from the #4 ranked team? Gonzaga was a fluke

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Little guy 1 is slicing us up

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I hate the sweat hog but can’t deny that he’s gotten some damn good players. Wish we had their length and skill sets

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We will get blowed out at Au

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My lord learn English

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At some point you have to measure talent by winning individual matchups and hitting shots. We don’t do either on a consistent basis. The level of talent on the team has been overstated. We’re a middle road SEC team with middle road SEC talent.

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We haven’t been able to hit shots since the Houston game it feels like and Auburn is probably the best team in the country. This could get ugly.

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Crowd is embarrassing, having to turn up the music to drown out the auburn fans

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it’s at least 20% auburn and aside from our students showing out as usual it’s a lot of arms folded & sitting down.

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No sense in these ridiculous 3s going in for Auburn

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Welp.... That's that. We can't hit and they can't miss... Of course this is how tonight is going to go after last night. I can't watch anymore. I'll check the box score tomorrow.

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Getting swept this year by our rivals

Nate better hope this recruiting class pans out next year

It might get ugly in year 3

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They could throw it thru the eye of the needle and we cannot throw it in ocean.



Part II
 
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