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*Quarterbacks: Things are serious on the beat

Powerman26

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Hi, Subscribers... We are back on the quarterback beat. My apologies for any confusion I’ve caused. The family went to bed early last night and things got strange in the apartment. For some reason, I thought getting naked, lighting some candles, smoking some grass and turning on the Doors was a good idea.

Please don't ever let me do that again. I quit two jobs, used Facebook to hit on my 5th grade teacher, spent $100 on dirty movies, bet on a hockey game and bought $250 worth of crappie jigs.

It was an embarrassing performance, but ADOQBB isn't going anywhere. I will be better.

I'm not going to sugar coat it. The situation is not good.... Things are serious on the beat now. We have to be careful. My colleagues are suspicious and not always on my side. The "Insiders" are snitching like the bitches they are. I think they are jealous of my sources, but that's speculation. I know for certain one collegegue is pissed about my 12 Twitter followers. And we are now deleting each other's threads?!?! Things have changed. Monday morning's meeting is going to be WEIRD.

Before I forget, please remember send those super chats, leave a five star review and smash that like button.

Ok... Here we go:

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. Sundays are Fundays. Sundays are Fundays. Its Seven o'clock, Bunker, another day closer to a starting QB.

Over the target
Manic
Sunday
Those that know, know
They say every rose has its thorn
Visit complete
Off campus
Playing school
We are not alone
Efforting
Pray

#WWG1WGA
#WDE
 
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