https://www.udio.com/songs/bxRWkeQPxeaoMGNbrNzpTg
Going down at LSU,
People up in arms on campus,
Cause somebody hates the Joos
I thought it might be the Nazis,
Or the toothless K K K,
The news says they're everywhere,
I've never seen them, but they say,
So now I'm headed, for LSU,
Gonna be there soon,
Gonna see old Mike the Tiger,
Gonna bring my piss baloon
Well I got to the parade ground,
Right in front that big ol clock,
When I saw just who was chanting,
I'll admit that I was shocked,
"from the river to the sea", yeah,
Death to Izz-ree-ell was clear,
Same group that had been callin,
People nazis just last year,
How the Tables turn, yeah,
Gonna turn real soon,
Got some pent up anger,
And a piss balloon
Just then a blue haired ham beast,
Starting screaming in my face,
Something 'bout the patriarchy,
(To her parents a disgrace),
Well I stood and held the line,
When I heard the coming Greeks,
Bringing beer and reinforcements,
To the protest of the freaks,
And more piss balloons,
So many piss balloons,
Well here comes the rain now,
Of the piss balloons.
[bridge]Oh piss balloon, oh piss balloon,
You leave a lovely stain,
These proggies need a mouthful,
With their chanting so inane,
They're outmatched and outnumbered,
You know they'll be running soon,
Won't be no occupying,
They can't hide from piss balloons
They can fill their face with fish hooks,
They can say they're non-binary,
But the tears now running down,
blue hairs fat cheeks are urinary,
Well they jiggle as they blubber,
Break and run from golden doom,
Yeah this ain't some yankee safe space,
It's the land of piss balloons,
So tell old Mike the Tiger,
If PETA comes for him,
We'll load up all our piss balloons,
And do it all again,
Lyrics
Well I heard there was a protest,Going down at LSU,
People up in arms on campus,
Cause somebody hates the Joos
I thought it might be the Nazis,
Or the toothless K K K,
The news says they're everywhere,
I've never seen them, but they say,
So now I'm headed, for LSU,
Gonna be there soon,
Gonna see old Mike the Tiger,
Gonna bring my piss baloon
Well I got to the parade ground,
Right in front that big ol clock,
When I saw just who was chanting,
I'll admit that I was shocked,
"from the river to the sea", yeah,
Death to Izz-ree-ell was clear,
Same group that had been callin,
People nazis just last year,
How the Tables turn, yeah,
Gonna turn real soon,
Got some pent up anger,
And a piss balloon
Just then a blue haired ham beast,
Starting screaming in my face,
Something 'bout the patriarchy,
(To her parents a disgrace),
Well I stood and held the line,
When I heard the coming Greeks,
Bringing beer and reinforcements,
To the protest of the freaks,
And more piss balloons,
So many piss balloons,
Well here comes the rain now,
Of the piss balloons.
[bridge]Oh piss balloon, oh piss balloon,
You leave a lovely stain,
These proggies need a mouthful,
With their chanting so inane,
They're outmatched and outnumbered,
You know they'll be running soon,
Won't be no occupying,
They can't hide from piss balloons
They can fill their face with fish hooks,
They can say they're non-binary,
But the tears now running down,
blue hairs fat cheeks are urinary,
Well they jiggle as they blubber,
Break and run from golden doom,
Yeah this ain't some yankee safe space,
It's the land of piss balloons,
So tell old Mike the Tiger,
If PETA comes for him,
We'll load up all our piss balloons,
And do it all again,
