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Prayers needed

Mikecb22

YOUR 'BAD' UNCLE
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Dec 12, 2004
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tomorrow is a HUGE holiday for @bprockman v2.0, bigger than Christmas. There is no way to put a number on how many little bastards he has fathered, but let’s just say if they wanted to they could get together and qualify for the World Cup. Let’s all pray for his paycheck, the child support deductions from that sumbitch are brutal. Let’s pray for his cell phone bill. He is still paying for data as he goes and the happy Father’s Day texts run him far past his allotment. Lastly, let’s pray that his pathetic old penis just blows dust from now on so that this cycle stops.
 
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