Transcribed because rivals won’t let me do audio.
**Me:** Hey Uncle Carver, what's your take on your nephew JuJu's decision?
**Uncle Carver:** Who's JuJu? And why are you asking me about college football? I'm in the middle of a spades game here, boy.
**Me:** Oh, come on, Uncle Carver. You know, JuJu, your nephew?
**Uncle Carver:** First of all, I don't have a nephew named JuJu. Second, I don't follow high school football, and third, can you please stop interrupting my game?
**Me:** Oh, I'm sorry. I just figured since you're family, you'd be interested in how his college recruitment is going. What do you think about the recent drama?
**Uncle Carver:** (sighs heavily) Look, I don't know any JuJu, and I don't have time for this. I'm trying to focus on this hand. Now, I'd appreciate it if you could find something else to do.
**Me:** But Uncle Carver, it's just a few questions. Which college do you think he'll choose? He's got offers from all the big schools.
**Uncle Carver:** (slams down a card) I've told you already, I don't know this JuJu kid! And if he's not my nephew, why would I care where he goes to college? Now, if you don't mind, I'm trying to enjoy my game.
**Me:** You're probably right. It's just that everyone's talking about it, and I thought maybe you had some insight. Since you are his uncle.
**Uncle Carver:** (rolls his eyes) Everyone's talking about it? I'm guessing by everyone, you mean the folks on that bunker? Get out of here asshat. I don’t know any JuJu.
**Me:** Hey Uncle Carver, what's your take on your nephew JuJu's decision?
**Uncle Carver:** Who's JuJu? And why are you asking me about college football? I'm in the middle of a spades game here, boy.
**Me:** Oh, come on, Uncle Carver. You know, JuJu, your nephew?
**Uncle Carver:** First of all, I don't have a nephew named JuJu. Second, I don't follow high school football, and third, can you please stop interrupting my game?
**Me:** Oh, I'm sorry. I just figured since you're family, you'd be interested in how his college recruitment is going. What do you think about the recent drama?
**Uncle Carver:** (sighs heavily) Look, I don't know any JuJu, and I don't have time for this. I'm trying to focus on this hand. Now, I'd appreciate it if you could find something else to do.
**Me:** But Uncle Carver, it's just a few questions. Which college do you think he'll choose? He's got offers from all the big schools.
**Uncle Carver:** (slams down a card) I've told you already, I don't know this JuJu kid! And if he's not my nephew, why would I care where he goes to college? Now, if you don't mind, I'm trying to enjoy my game.
**Me:** You're probably right. It's just that everyone's talking about it, and I thought maybe you had some insight. Since you are his uncle.
**Uncle Carver:** (rolls his eyes) Everyone's talking about it? I'm guessing by everyone, you mean the folks on that bunker? Get out of here asshat. I don’t know any JuJu.
