Idk if this is Bunker quality or Jay will keep this up, but I figured no where else would give me better advice or tell me if this girl is hinting at something.
I’ve know this girl for awhile. She just a friend I gossip to about my crazy relationships and Vice versa. Lately I’ve been feeling the sexual tension in the air with her.
So we are hanging out and eating. She keeps asking me about my sexual life. I’m kind of thrown off a little bit. This has never came up before. This conversation went something like this:
Her: Michael, can I ask you a personal question?
Me: Sure? What is it?
Her: How is your sex life? Like what do you do?
Me: what do you mean what I do? I would say my sex life is good. I don’t have to chase for anything. You know that.. if anything women cause me trouble and money.
Her: you do have a way of picking them!! I mean like what some freaky stuff you’ve done?
Me: why the hell you want to know this all of the sudden?
her: well This guy I know wants to try something and I’m just curious about your opinion on it and have you done anything like it.
Me: sounds like some freaky stuff. Let me hear it.
Her: Guess?
Me: mmm strap on?
Her: worse than that!!!
Me: well now I’m lost just tell me. There a million things out there you can do. People definition of freaky is diffferent.
Her: okay, he wants to put whip cream in my butt.. Michael
Me: **eye brows lifted high**
Her: I push it out and he eats it.
Me: damn I thought I was a freak. Ole buddy got me beat.
Her: yes!!! And he wants me to Pee on him.
Me: I’ve always wanted to do the whole R Kelly thing on somebody. It would be fun to Pee on somebody.
Her: Michael! Your so crazy.. would you let a woman do it..
Me: *inside my head** why she looking at me with her eyes like that. **
Me: the peeing thing, no… nobody peeing on me. Will I pee on somebody? Absolutely. The whip cream thing not sure on that one either. I don’t think I could do it. A tongue punch here and there that’s about it.
Her: so you wouldn’t do anything like that with the whip cream?
Me: *inside my head** does she want to put some cream in her butt?
Me: nah, I think I’ll pass on that one.
Her: **face looks disappointed *
Her: okay!! I just wanted to make sure I thought it was out of line too.
Then the topic kind of change after that.
Is she dropping some hints to your boy?
I’ve know this girl for awhile. She just a friend I gossip to about my crazy relationships and Vice versa. Lately I’ve been feeling the sexual tension in the air with her.
So we are hanging out and eating. She keeps asking me about my sexual life. I’m kind of thrown off a little bit. This has never came up before. This conversation went something like this:
Her: Michael, can I ask you a personal question?
Me: Sure? What is it?
Her: How is your sex life? Like what do you do?
Me: what do you mean what I do? I would say my sex life is good. I don’t have to chase for anything. You know that.. if anything women cause me trouble and money.
Her: you do have a way of picking them!! I mean like what some freaky stuff you’ve done?
Me: why the hell you want to know this all of the sudden?
her: well This guy I know wants to try something and I’m just curious about your opinion on it and have you done anything like it.
Me: sounds like some freaky stuff. Let me hear it.
Her: Guess?
Me: mmm strap on?
Her: worse than that!!!
Me: well now I’m lost just tell me. There a million things out there you can do. People definition of freaky is diffferent.
Her: okay, he wants to put whip cream in my butt.. Michael
Me: **eye brows lifted high**
Her: I push it out and he eats it.
Me: damn I thought I was a freak. Ole buddy got me beat.
Her: yes!!! And he wants me to Pee on him.
Me: I’ve always wanted to do the whole R Kelly thing on somebody. It would be fun to Pee on somebody.
Her: Michael! Your so crazy.. would you let a woman do it..
Me: *inside my head** why she looking at me with her eyes like that. **
Me: the peeing thing, no… nobody peeing on me. Will I pee on somebody? Absolutely. The whip cream thing not sure on that one either. I don’t think I could do it. A tongue punch here and there that’s about it.
Her: so you wouldn’t do anything like that with the whip cream?
Me: *inside my head** does she want to put some cream in her butt?
Me: nah, I think I’ll pass on that one.
Her: **face looks disappointed *
Her: okay!! I just wanted to make sure I thought it was out of line too.
Then the topic kind of change after that.
Is she dropping some hints to your boy?
