Monica Lewisky apparently died after suicide attempt

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  1. Torqued

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    According to the first thread on the Open Board
     
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    What, she swallowed something?
     
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    That was posted Sunday OP. Pretty sure we can chalk that up to fake news at this point.
     
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    Damn whistle blower
     
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    Choked on a kielbasa.
     
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    Nicotine poisoning.








    Strong Ligero leaf cigars aren't meant to be used as tampons.
     
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    If she died then it wasnt a "suicide attempt".........
     
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  11. Torqued

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    it was a successful attempt.
     
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    Committed not attempted imho...........
     
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    [​IMG] Wood
     
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    This thread is an embarrassment. You should all be ashamed.
     
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    Does that not mean “you committed suicide”?

    Cause if the result of an attempt at suicide is death then it wasn’t an attempt, it simply was.
     
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    She isn't dead, so there's that.
     
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    Yup. Alive and well. OP is fake news.
     
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    I knew a gal who looked like Molly Shannon. She could blow a whistle like nobody's business, long and loud.
     
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    I wouldn't want to deal with the post-coital crazy.
     
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    Thread makes me feel dirty. Let’s all do better.
     
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    The same people who were mad about people being happy that Rush Limbaugh has Stage 4 cancer are joking about someone committing suicide. Just keep that in mind.
     
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    Im thinking about all of those affected by this thread
     
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    Only those who believed the OP was real.
     
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    I'm lazy -

    Someone give me a TRUE account of this story. Thank you.
     
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    Right?

    Breaking News:
    Man dies of gun shot wound after his long time friend attempted to shoot and kill him.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Bill did.
     
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    I mean I know there are mongoloids here, but I literally spelled it out. You know the whole “ACCORDING TO THE FIRST THREAD ON THE OPEN BOARD” thing.
     
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    Check the Open board ur wrong
     
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    I double dog dare someone to click the link
     
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    Then there's the discrepancy between making light of one person's fatal and horrible illness as opposed to joking about sexual behavior between a pair of consenting adults.

    And this has absolutely NOTHING to do with my political leanings. Quite the opposite, in fact.
     
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    This is a terrible thread. Pitiful effort.
     
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    k bro. Back to your regular programming of “Gus sucks” threads.
     
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    Fully deserving of a HOF-level Shoutdown, IMO.
     
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    I think folks like you, who frequent the site, know that I'm suuuuuuper against suicide jokes. I have explained why in great detail. If you'd like a reset, I'm happy to provide another one.
     
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    @Torqued, you wanna roll on down the road with your homey?

    I'm ready if you are.
     
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    I pointed out a dumb thread on the open board. That was the only reason for this thread. I did not do it to hurt you or Ghost of Tallassee Tiger. I’m truly sorry for your loss. I’ve had an uncle and a close cousin commit suicide.
     

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