Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big ****in red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb
ass.
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big ****in red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb
ass.
