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List some of life's simple pleasures ITT.

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For me, it's gazing deeply into the eyes of the guy at the urinal next to me before releasing an earsplitting, raucous, filthy putrid fart. Then I take a couple of exaggerated whiffs, give him a light punch to the shoulder and stroll out without washing my hands.

If someone's in the toilet stall, I sometimes bang on the door unexpectedly on the way out.
 
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