WUTTUP DAWGZ!!!! Hope yall KEEEEEELED IT dis weekend!!!
All rite, DOC iz dun grading da film---letz go inside---SHALL WE:
MVP---GUS MALZAHN---I am NOT on da Gus bandwagon but HE FLAT OUT HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK ON SATERDAY!!! We NEEDED to see dat pigskin SLUNG ALL OVA DA PLACE and datz wut he dun did. GOOD ON GUS!!!!
RUNNA UP MVP---- Who eva kame up wit da rule dat a kollege playa haz 4 yeerz of eligibility and den thare dun-----BEEEKUZZ utha wise, we wooda dun seen JEREMY OUT THARE TAKING SNAPZ!!!
DOC'S MOZT SERPRIZING PLAYA---MURKUZZ MAKK-LANE---How bout wun werd foe yo azz----"PHENOM", bezt PLAYA on da field!!!!!
NO WORREEEEEZ AT ALL ON OFFENTZIVE LINE---Fellaz, we'll be fine. We ain't gunna be da bezt offentzive line in da SEC, but we'll be MIDDA OF DA PACK!!
STIDHAM---Throwz varry well on da run. IMPREZZIVE. Holdz on to ball too long. Too early to tell if dat will be an ishue.
MALIK----How DA HAYUL did nobody reeekroot hiz azz at quartabakk?? DOC luvs hiz upside. Heeez got a tuch of "JEREMY" in him which haz got to be fikksed. You kan't throw THROUGH 3 guys in da SEC. OVERALL--ekkstreeemly imprezzed wit hiz azz.
DON'T UNDASTAND WOODY-- Sumthang goin on behind da scenes heer. He played about 5 plays and didn't look bad or good. Heeeez dun sumthang to be in dat DAWG-HOWZE!!!!
UNIMPREZZED WITH DEFENTZ-- We gunna skore sum points dis yeer, but we gunna give up a bunch of pointz az well. Not a lot of pazz rush!!! We gotta find sumbody opposite of DAVIDZUN!!
#24 iz a HEAD HUNTA.
PAUL JAMES KAN HELP UZ-- he haz sum good momentz on film.
GOOD TO SEE OLE SHERROD IN THARE- I rememba when da old Briarwood boy got his walk on invitation. I'm buddeeeez with forma Georgia MIDDA LINEBACKA JAKE GANUS's daddy and SHERROD dates GANUS's wifes sizta. Good ole boyeee. He LADE SUM LIKKS!!!
HAYZZTINGZ---He kan help uz if we throw him dem litta kwick wunz. He kan hurt uz if we do anything elze. He ain't big enuff to block nobody!!
OVERALL-- Offentz wuz 10 times BETTA than I eva dun thawt. Defentz wuz werze than I thawt it wood be. Rite now I am saying 8-4 which iz betta than da 5-7 I had dun predikkted 3 weekz ago.
All rite, DOC iz dun grading da film---letz go inside---SHALL WE:
MVP---GUS MALZAHN---I am NOT on da Gus bandwagon but HE FLAT OUT HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK ON SATERDAY!!! We NEEDED to see dat pigskin SLUNG ALL OVA DA PLACE and datz wut he dun did. GOOD ON GUS!!!!
RUNNA UP MVP---- Who eva kame up wit da rule dat a kollege playa haz 4 yeerz of eligibility and den thare dun-----BEEEKUZZ utha wise, we wooda dun seen JEREMY OUT THARE TAKING SNAPZ!!!
DOC'S MOZT SERPRIZING PLAYA---MURKUZZ MAKK-LANE---How bout wun werd foe yo azz----"PHENOM", bezt PLAYA on da field!!!!!
NO WORREEEEEZ AT ALL ON OFFENTZIVE LINE---Fellaz, we'll be fine. We ain't gunna be da bezt offentzive line in da SEC, but we'll be MIDDA OF DA PACK!!
STIDHAM---Throwz varry well on da run. IMPREZZIVE. Holdz on to ball too long. Too early to tell if dat will be an ishue.
MALIK----How DA HAYUL did nobody reeekroot hiz azz at quartabakk?? DOC luvs hiz upside. Heeez got a tuch of "JEREMY" in him which haz got to be fikksed. You kan't throw THROUGH 3 guys in da SEC. OVERALL--ekkstreeemly imprezzed wit hiz azz.
DON'T UNDASTAND WOODY-- Sumthang goin on behind da scenes heer. He played about 5 plays and didn't look bad or good. Heeeez dun sumthang to be in dat DAWG-HOWZE!!!!
UNIMPREZZED WITH DEFENTZ-- We gunna skore sum points dis yeer, but we gunna give up a bunch of pointz az well. Not a lot of pazz rush!!! We gotta find sumbody opposite of DAVIDZUN!!
#24 iz a HEAD HUNTA.
PAUL JAMES KAN HELP UZ-- he haz sum good momentz on film.
GOOD TO SEE OLE SHERROD IN THARE- I rememba when da old Briarwood boy got his walk on invitation. I'm buddeeeez with forma Georgia MIDDA LINEBACKA JAKE GANUS's daddy and SHERROD dates GANUS's wifes sizta. Good ole boyeee. He LADE SUM LIKKS!!!
HAYZZTINGZ---He kan help uz if we throw him dem litta kwick wunz. He kan hurt uz if we do anything elze. He ain't big enuff to block nobody!!
OVERALL-- Offentz wuz 10 times BETTA than I eva dun thawt. Defentz wuz werze than I thawt it wood be. Rite now I am saying 8-4 which iz betta than da 5-7 I had dun predikkted 3 weekz ago.
