Well howdy neighbors! The Little Smart Pill Machine suffered a brain fart a couple weeks ago and spent last weekend in timeout wearing a dunce cap. The prognostications are regressing faster than an Auburn QB under the tutelage of an Arkansas hillbilly but hopefully last week's lemon will motivate a stronger performance from your pigskin prognosticator this week. After going 19-7 in our last installment, the season record now stands at 77-24 (.762). So without further adieu, on to this week’s losers.
Auburn at Arkansas:
Two weeks ago the Plainsmen offense played like they rode to the Swamp in Willie Nelson’s tour bus and a particularly boneheaded throw had Coach Malzahn bent over checking himself for worms. The pile of poo Aubie delivered in Gainesville was so big he handed out cigars and the felines will need to rebound in a brunch meeting on Big Red's half acre. Gus Malzahn has made a living beating the other white meat like none other and the Hawgs have been losing this season like it's their job. The melancholy state of affairs in the Ozarks has the Razorback faithful more upset than when they cancelled Duck Dynasty and I don't expect things to improve on Saturday. Look for the young Tiger signal caller to bounce back against the swine and feast on ham hocks this weekend. While the War Eagle offense was busy producing fertilizer in the Sunshine State, the Tigers' defensive line delivered another gem and I expect another strong performance from the Steele Curtain this weekend. The QB situation in the Natural State has the Arkansas coaching staff more confused than Richard Simmons watching Kinky Boots and I don't expect the picture to get any clearer for Big Red in this contest. The Little Smart Pill Machine says look for #5 in orange and blue to be a woo pig sooie wrecking machine and Aubie to leave Fayetteville with a belly full of pork rinds. Leonard's Loser, in a BBQing, Arkansas.
Now here's Leonard's list of likely losers:
Syracuse will lose to Pittsburgh
Northwestern will lose to Ohio State
Duke will lose to Virginia
Ga Tech will lose to Miami
Louisville will lose to Clemson
Indiana will lose to Maryland
Wake Forest will lose to Florida State
Boston College will lose to NC State
Purdue will lose to Iowa
Kansas will lose to Texas
Illinois will lose to Wisconsin
BYU will lose to Boise State
Oregon State will lose to Cal
Arizona will lose to USC
Colorado will lose to Washington State
South Carolina will lose to Florida
Kentucky will lose to Georgia
Kansas State will lose to TCU
Mississippi State will lose to LSU
Tennessee will lose to Alabama
Old Dominion will lose to UAB
West Virginia will lose to Oklahoma
Baylor will lose to Oklahoma State
Ole Miss will lose to Texas A&M
Memphis will lose to Tulane
Virginia Tech will lose to UNC
Vandy will lose to Missouri
Michigan will lose to Penn State
Texas Tech will lose to Iowa State
Another load o’ smart pills has been distributed. So I’ll just say for now… So long, neighbors! Get me out of here, Percy!
Leonard'll be back next week with another bunch of losers. ‘Til then, this is Percy Peabody, hoping you'll be with us.
Auburn at Arkansas:
Two weeks ago the Plainsmen offense played like they rode to the Swamp in Willie Nelson’s tour bus and a particularly boneheaded throw had Coach Malzahn bent over checking himself for worms. The pile of poo Aubie delivered in Gainesville was so big he handed out cigars and the felines will need to rebound in a brunch meeting on Big Red's half acre. Gus Malzahn has made a living beating the other white meat like none other and the Hawgs have been losing this season like it's their job. The melancholy state of affairs in the Ozarks has the Razorback faithful more upset than when they cancelled Duck Dynasty and I don't expect things to improve on Saturday. Look for the young Tiger signal caller to bounce back against the swine and feast on ham hocks this weekend. While the War Eagle offense was busy producing fertilizer in the Sunshine State, the Tigers' defensive line delivered another gem and I expect another strong performance from the Steele Curtain this weekend. The QB situation in the Natural State has the Arkansas coaching staff more confused than Richard Simmons watching Kinky Boots and I don't expect the picture to get any clearer for Big Red in this contest. The Little Smart Pill Machine says look for #5 in orange and blue to be a woo pig sooie wrecking machine and Aubie to leave Fayetteville with a belly full of pork rinds. Leonard's Loser, in a BBQing, Arkansas.
Now here's Leonard's list of likely losers:
Syracuse will lose to Pittsburgh
Northwestern will lose to Ohio State
Duke will lose to Virginia
Ga Tech will lose to Miami
Louisville will lose to Clemson
Indiana will lose to Maryland
Wake Forest will lose to Florida State
Boston College will lose to NC State
Purdue will lose to Iowa
Kansas will lose to Texas
Illinois will lose to Wisconsin
BYU will lose to Boise State
Oregon State will lose to Cal
Arizona will lose to USC
Colorado will lose to Washington State
South Carolina will lose to Florida
Kentucky will lose to Georgia
Kansas State will lose to TCU
Mississippi State will lose to LSU
Tennessee will lose to Alabama
Old Dominion will lose to UAB
West Virginia will lose to Oklahoma
Baylor will lose to Oklahoma State
Ole Miss will lose to Texas A&M
Memphis will lose to Tulane
Virginia Tech will lose to UNC
Vandy will lose to Missouri
Michigan will lose to Penn State
Texas Tech will lose to Iowa State
Another load o’ smart pills has been distributed. So I’ll just say for now… So long, neighbors! Get me out of here, Percy!
Leonard'll be back next week with another bunch of losers. ‘Til then, this is Percy Peabody, hoping you'll be with us.
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