I’m not sure if she went to Cal, but her and her partner insist on telling everyone they are from Berkeley and their Birkenstocks were made ethically with vegan leather. Well… my Boykin spaniel being the Obbern loving patriot that he is, took a big steamy poo right next to their mailbox this morning. I picked up all but one Lincoln log because I’m a good neighbor… but it’s ****ing game week and I’ve had a determined look on my face since Sunday morning.
