So this is how I envision the whole 'Kiffin to FAU' fiasco goes down. saban calls Lane into his office and admonishes Lane about reports of a lateral move to LSU. Saban, then, threatens to go public with Lane's transgressions @UaT should he go to the SEC West Rival. Lane, knowing his professional career hangs in the balance, turns his back on Jimmy Sexton and a big Corndog payday to appease lord saban.
Kiffin could still turn this situation to his advantage. First, he needs to hire the highest profile, best available DC by calling Kirby Smart and requesting to interview tarnished uGAy consultant Brian VanGorder, the former NFL, SEC, and Norte Dame DC, who is making less than the necks from UaT who populate this board. Next, Kiffin needs to lure EMCC QB DeAndre Johnson, the disgraced former FSU QB with a big right hook. It was embarrassing, self-serving, and shameful for Kiffin to contact Blake Barrett about the possibility of quarterbacking FAU. No legitimate QB in his right mind would go to FAU. Cooper Bateman and David Cornwell wouldn't even consider that dump.
Kiffin could still turn this situation to his advantage. First, he needs to hire the highest profile, best available DC by calling Kirby Smart and requesting to interview tarnished uGAy consultant Brian VanGorder, the former NFL, SEC, and Norte Dame DC, who is making less than the necks from UaT who populate this board. Next, Kiffin needs to lure EMCC QB DeAndre Johnson, the disgraced former FSU QB with a big right hook. It was embarrassing, self-serving, and shameful for Kiffin to contact Blake Barrett about the possibility of quarterbacking FAU. No legitimate QB in his right mind would go to FAU. Cooper Bateman and David Cornwell wouldn't even consider that dump.
