I'm sure these Kid Rock jokes are old, but a buddy saw them on some reddit thread and sent them to me via text and it's drivel season and they are probably more entertaining than half the threads on the front page right now, so y'all get to read them too. No offense intended to Kid Rock or his fans. I just didn't know there was a whole genre like Chuck Norris humor... 
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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at a time.
Kid Rock music is the official soundtrack for copper theft.
Kid Rock makes music for men who can only see their kids on weekends and then don't.
Kid Rock makes music for people who know the exact age of consent in every state.
One time Kid Rock played on the radio while I was driving and somehow I stole my own catalytic converter.
One time a Kid Rock song played and an electric Sawzall just appeared in my hands like some kind of trailer trash Excalibur.
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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at a time.
Kid Rock music is the official soundtrack for copper theft.
Kid Rock makes music for men who can only see their kids on weekends and then don't.
Kid Rock makes music for people who know the exact age of consent in every state.
One time Kid Rock played on the radio while I was driving and somehow I stole my own catalytic converter.
One time a Kid Rock song played and an electric Sawzall just appeared in my hands like some kind of trailer trash Excalibur.
