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Just "dusted" two bammers in the dollar general....

Bob Mapplethorpe

AKA "MOMO-B"
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Jul 16, 2011
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I had a "goodern" I was waiting to release outside. I was purchasing Powerades to revive me after my adult beverages during the game. There was an elderly lady in front of me with 20 coupons(at the dollar general). I had the little green guy in full containmen when I pick up some Crimson in my periphery. Two 30+ gentlemen in their cloaks of toothless tide gear were fastly approaching the checkout line. With the delay, and a scapegoat in front, I let the first plume roll out. Who knew a pop tart could produce such. Very reminiscent of the odor from the landfill. I immediatly look around to see who would do such a thing. The bammers behind me began swearing in a muted exclamatory kind of way. I launched three more troops before I could pay for my goods and leave. Score one for the dude here......War Eagle!!!!
 
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