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Just called the cops on my neighbors for shooting fireworks.

CowardlyToaster

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Dec 9, 2012
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The degenerate teenagers down the block just fired off what appeared to be an airborne paratrooper firework.

I assume they did it during daylight hours so they could track the wayward soldier's final descent but I'm not having it.

First off, it's insensitive towards our boys who risked it all back in '42, but more importantly the neighborhood HOA has a very strict window for when fireworks are allowed. 7-11pm on Tuesday with NO EXCEPTIONS.

Here's hoping they learn an important lesson about the rule of law and Patriotism. It's not even the Fourth yet for heaven's sake. I may go out to the street in front of their house when the cops arrive and wave Old Glory during the perp walk.
 
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