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I've currently got a 3 foot alligator trapped beneath a storage bin in my front yard. What should I do with it?

What would you/should I do with this gator?

  • Nothing. Remove the bin and let it go on its way.

    Votes: 18 18.0%

  • "rassle" it, then let it go.

    Votes: 5 5.0%

  • "rassle" it, then release it at the river nearby.

    Votes: 19 19.0%

  • "choot" it.

    Votes: 15 15.0%

  • Fatten it up for 3-5 years, slaughter it, eat its tail and make a belt and boots from its hide.

    Votes: 19 19.0%

  • Keep it as a family pet. Dig a moat and will it to Baby Tigre upon my death.

    Votes: 16 16.0%

  • Cover the bin with a popup tent, put the property up for sale, and never speak of this to anyone.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • Ham sammich with gator tail appetizer.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • Total voters
    100
Solo Tigre

Solo Tigre

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Mrs. Tigre wasn't feeling well so I took Baby Tigre to church tonight. While I was on the way, she called and said there was an alligator in our driveway.

Contrary to my suggestions, she refused to catch it. She did keep an eye on it for me doe, and I was able to secure it upon my return.

I want to see how the Bunker's plan aligns with mine.
 
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