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FOOTBALL It’s (finally) Gameday...

Jay G. Tate

IT'S A TRAP!
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Jan 17, 2003
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Auburn will play a real football game today.

Gus will get tight.

Chandler Cox will beg for carries.

Chip will roll his eyes since he’s in the box now and Gus can’t see him.

What will Gus say?

“I want to see more Boobee.”

And everyone, even Garner, will applaud.

This concludes my pregame take. I want each of you to know that I love you and cherish you both as subscribers and human beings — at least those of you who are human beings.

Please drink a shot for us today. We will enjoy it vicariously.

Have a great day.
 
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