It's 2005. You identify as a liberal. You smoke a little grass, you like weird music, and you're against the war in Iraq.
Fast-forward to 2022. You identify as a liberal. You believe perverts are actual people. You are FOR American involvement in an overseas war. You clap and drool as Sarah Fuller makes a PAT in garbage time (Stunning and Brave ™). You unironically enjoy soccer. You develop heart palpitations and muscular weakness but you think it means the vaccine is working, which it definitely should be because you've had four of them. You believe Joe Biden is "doing the best he can".
Where did it all go wrong, Bunk?
Fast-forward to 2022. You identify as a liberal. You believe perverts are actual people. You are FOR American involvement in an overseas war. You clap and drool as Sarah Fuller makes a PAT in garbage time (Stunning and Brave ™). You unironically enjoy soccer. You develop heart palpitations and muscular weakness but you think it means the vaccine is working, which it definitely should be because you've had four of them. You believe Joe Biden is "doing the best he can".
Where did it all go wrong, Bunk?
