And yes, I know it’s not summer yet. But you can feel it coming. And it’s always terrible.
Baseball. The stinking, sweaty fats clogging the aisles at Wal Mart with their ass crack hanging out. Men wearing open-toed shoes. Snakes. The sun not going down until 9:30pm. Mass shootings. Dead armadillos on the side of the highway, lined up by the dozens. And Holy Christ Help My Fvck, it’s the summer before a federal election.
Sometimes it even seems that the most glorious time of the year will never come again.
Why does the summer suck so much, bros? Does it really have to be this way?
Baseball. The stinking, sweaty fats clogging the aisles at Wal Mart with their ass crack hanging out. Men wearing open-toed shoes. Snakes. The sun not going down until 9:30pm. Mass shootings. Dead armadillos on the side of the highway, lined up by the dozens. And Holy Christ Help My Fvck, it’s the summer before a federal election.
Sometimes it even seems that the most glorious time of the year will never come again.
Why does the summer suck so much, bros? Does it really have to be this way?
