The good news is that she is married to another guy so he will probably end up paying to raise it and put it through school. The mother is torn because she is in love with me but is married to this other dork (he is an accountant). The baby is due on December 1st and the mother is trying to figure out a way to get me in the delivery room incognito (maybe dress up as a doctor or something) so her husband doesn't get suspicious. The problem is that if she cums a little early (which she always seems to do with me and can't do with him), it could interfere with the iron bowl and if she cums a little late, it might interfere with the SEC championship game. Any advice?