My wife had an appointment for an ultrasound at 8 this morning. Being the fine husband that I am, I went with her. We had to wait in a small waiting room with around 8 to 10 other folks. By this time , my guts were bubbling because it was time for my morning constitutional. They called my wife back and by this time my colon was in knots. There was a small one seater restroom at the front of the waiting room so I went for it. I get inside and begin to do my business and let's just say things got pretty loud. It was pretty quiet in the waiting room so I had no buffer at all. The smell was about what you might expect and there was no vent fan or air freshener to speak of. I made my exit knowing these poor people waiting had heard everything, and were about to take the brunt of the smell also. Thank God my wife had just gotten done so we were able to leave right then. Im pretty sure those folks who were left in the waiting room want me dead.
