How many Trump supporters are posting here?

[TheGhostOfMatchesMalone]

I saw a study done into who Trump voters are, and they found 3 commonalities:

1 - They feel disrespected

2 - They are unemployed

3 - They are more likely to live in a trailer park

Trump supporters are aubarn fans! I think we all know which posters here are voting for the Trumpster.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

I saw a study done into who Trump voters are, and they found 3 commonalities:

1 - They feel disrespected

2 - They are unemployed

3 - They are more likely to live in a trailer park

Trump supporters are aubarn fans! I think we all know which posters here are voting for the Trumpster.

I saw a list of things true bammers do:
Enjoy and rooooow damn thde roooow!

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7. You own a homemade fur coat.
8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
26. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39. Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
40. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
41. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42. You've ever bought a used cap.
43. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44. You pick your teeth from a catalog.
45. You've ever financed a tattoo.
46. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
51. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
52. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
53. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
54. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
55. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
56. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
57. you have ever used lard in bed.
58. you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
59. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
60. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
61. someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
62. The primary color of your car is bondo.
63. directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
64. your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
65. you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
66. you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
67. Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
68. your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
69. you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
70. you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
71. you have a rag for a gas cap.
72. the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
73. you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
74. you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
75. your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
76. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77. you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
78. your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79. you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80. your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81. your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
82. the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
83. you mow the front yard and find a car.
84. your other truck is made by John Deere.
85. you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
86. going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
87. you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
88. you ever got too drunk to fish.
89. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
90. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
91. You've ever used lard in bed.
92. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
93. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
94. There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
95. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
96. Fewer than half of your cars run.
97. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
98. The primary color of your car is "bondo".
99. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

 

[billywaynebammer]

Well not sure how long it took Captain Inbred to come up with that diddy but was disgusting enough to make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[AUav8r]

I saw a study done into who Trump voters are, and they found 3 commonalities:

1 - They feel disrespected

2 - They are unemployed

3 - They are more likely to live in a trailer park

Trump supporters are aubarn fans! I think we all know which posters here are voting for the Trumpster.

Sounds like Bernie supporters!!

 

[billywaynebammer]

Sounds like Bernie supporters!!

Speaking from experience? What were the talking points at the last Bernie rally you attended?

 

[TheGhostOfMatchesMalone]

Sounds like Bernie supporters!!

Both Bernie and Trump appeal to low-information voters with little or no higher education.

So far well over 90% of the boogs I have talked to support one or the other. The millennial boogs break for Bernie, the rest go for Trump.

You go for Trump, obviously.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Both Bernie and Trump appeal to low-information voters with little or no higher education.

So far well over 90% of the boogs I have talked to support one or the other. The millennial boogs break for Bernie, the rest go for Trump.

You go for Trump, obviously.

and this azz clown dreams of Hillary and her pants suits

Rowwwww damn thde Roooowwwww!

 

[coolbreezetiger]

I saw a list of things true bammers do:
Enjoy and rooooow damn thde roooow!

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7. You own a homemade fur coat.
8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.37
16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
26. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39. Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
40. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
41. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42. You've ever bought a used cap.
43. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44. You pick your teeth from a catalog.
45. You've ever financed a tattoo.
46. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
51. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
52. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
53. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
54. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
55. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
56. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
57. you have ever used lard in bed.
58. you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
59. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
60. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
61. someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
62. The primary color of your car is bondo.
63. directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
64. your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
65. you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
66. you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
67. Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
68. your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
69. you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
70. you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
71. you have a rag for a gas cap.
72. the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
73. you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
74. you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
75. , your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
76. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77. you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
78. your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79. you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80. your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81. your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
82. the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
83. you mow the front yard and find a car.
84. your other truck is made by John Deere.
85. you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
86. going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
87. you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
88. you ever got too drunk to fish.
89. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
90. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
91. You've ever used lard in bed.
92. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
93. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
94. There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
95. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
96. Fewer than half of your cars run.
97. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
98. The primary color of your car is "bondo".
99. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

Billy list includes 1, 2, 3, 10, 41, 64, 72, 81. 83, 86, 90. Poppi list includes 29, 36. 67, 76, 77, 88, 95. Bobbi list includes 4, 9, 13, 32, 33, 37, 48, 51, 55.

 

[TheGhostOfMatchesMalone]

breezy how the hell does Billy have more Likes here than you do?

Damn son....just damn.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

breezy how the hell does Billy have more Likes here than you do?

Damn son....just damn.

ahhh because Billy wants to have Saban's love child and bammers give him a 'like' for that?
Roooow damn Thde Rooow!!!!!

 

[billywaynebammer]

breezy how the hell does Billy have more Likes here than you do?

Damn son....just damn.

Not to mention this is not even my original handle.

LOL

 

[billywaynebammer]

Billy list includes 1, 2, 3, 10, 41, 64, 72, 81. 83, 86, 90. Poppi list includes 29, 36. 67, 76, 77, 88, 95. Bobbi list includes 4, 9, 13, 32, 33, 37, 48, 51, 55.

Didn't the manager at your Krystal's tell you to stop stealing the free wifi?

 

[TheGhostOfMatchesMalone]

Didn't the manager at your Krystal's tell you to stop stealing the free wifi?

This might be a major development for sidewalker sanctions, Krystals might pay as much as the Pawn N Go he works at, but if he had free wifi to mooch off of he could save his Straight Talk data that's costing him $25 a month. And $25 is damn hard to come by for a 9-5 sidewalk lifer.

 

[AUav8r]

Both Bernie and Trump appeal to low-information voters with little or no higher education.

So far well over 90% of the boogs I have talked to support one or the other. The millennial boogs break for Bernie, the rest go for Trump.

You go for Trump, obviously.

Not a Trump fan, but I'd vote for him over Hillary!!!

 

[TheGhostOfMatchesMalone]

Not a Trump fan, but I'd vote for him over Hillary!!!

Ugh. I might stay at home.