How many of you dildos ride around with a mask on?

Discussion in 'Dear Diary' started by Sir Hiss, Jul 16, 2020.

  1. Sir Hiss

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    I have to imagine a lot based on the posts on this board. Wear them in the stores if you must, but please know you look like a dumb ass riding in your car alone wearing one.
     
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    I do but it’s the scream mask and I’ve been doing it since 2018. Hope this helps.
     
  3. Sir Hiss

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    Jerry would be proud of you. You sound like you’re built to last for sure.
     
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    I saw a driver in one of those generic Honda wagon type vehicles blow through a red light right in front of me today - totally oblivious of the world around him. But he had his mask on. o_O

    wde
     
  5. Sir Hiss

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    Which means he actually saved a life.
     
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    Why is this something that concerns you?
     
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    I sleep with mine on
     
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    I wear mine all the time (relatively speaking) and I don’t care that it bothers you. Have a great night, OP.
     
  10. Sir Hiss

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    Because I want every single one of you to wreck.
     
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    It does look really dumb. I always sanitize my hands and immediately take my mask off afterwards.
     
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    Jeez.
     
  14. Sir Hiss

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    Someone’s been in the sauce tonight. If you’re ever in Atlanta I’ll share some actual good bottles of bourbon with you. Kinda hate everyone isn’t gonna be in town for the kickoff.
     
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    You talking about out in public or after the bammer finishes?
     
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  16. Sir Hiss

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    You support killing babies, you wanna be catholic.
     
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  18. griffna

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    Both.
     
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    Baby gorilla.
     
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    The only mask I ever wear...
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    Well let’s hope you have a real life Tim McGraw “don’t take the girl” situation in your future.
     
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    Then you’re not catholic.
     
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    I did the other day - when I was driving my son to get COVID tested. He was almost certain he was exposed to someone that had tested positive a few days earlier. I thought it made sense if we both wore masks..
     
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    Besides the shower it doesn’t really bother me
     
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  26. Sir Hiss

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    Jesus.
     
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    That hulk probably never killed an innocent unborn child.
     
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    Pretty sure those tights are killing millions of unborn children every day.
     
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    I really don’t get why anyone gives a shit. To each his/her own! Why do posters on her want to criticize it. If you want Football, wear the damn mask!
     
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    What would your recommendation have been?
     
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    You could just share your Fox Brothers. I'll take the fatty end of the Brisqet please
     
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    That makes sense, but I’m talking about people driving in cars by themselves with a mask on.
     
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    In the fvcking car?
     
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    Again with the science?
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    A friend of mine snapped her ankle in tons of places.
    Plates and screws were needed. She was in the hospital for 9 days due to the severity.
    I took her to her Dr.apt bone specialist yesterday .

    I asked her to wear a mask while I was driving and put one on as well. I asked if they tested her upon getting discharged. She said no. They tested her when she got in, but not before she left.

    Better safe than sorry.


    Also. If you want a Chocolate Lab for free, then let me know. She can’t take care of Samson during this and is ready to give him up. 7 years old, papers but he still has his nuts.
     
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    I saw a woman wearing a vail like the belly dancers wear In the grocery store. She was not easy to look at but I Have never seen a face covering scream dtf as loud as that one
     
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    Congrats on being a swell guy JG. And also for telling OP to have a great night.
     
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    Op said riding in the car alone.
     
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    I need to fire up some Sanford and son since the bammer brought home the rona and we’re stuck inside until at at least next week...
     
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