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Guys, be there for your Bama friends

Mikecb22

YOUR 'BAD' UNCLE
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Dec 12, 2004
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This is going to be your standard domestic violence case. He seemed like a nice guy when mom introduced him, he said all the right shit. Even stayed friends with your real dad, pretty cool. Oh, but there were red flags. He re-decorated dad’s office right away, it looks all metro and gay, but sometimes a change is nice. Losing 10/10 top ten instate players in year one of recruiting. But you could ignore it because he recruited well out of state because that's super sustainable. Lost to Vandy while wearing a GD Walmart tshirt. Nah, not the end of the world, Hell Saban lost to LAMO. Tonight was like the 5th huge red flag. I don't want you fine young men and women to wake up in 5 years and realize you've been in an abusive relationship. The best part of this..:you'll have to pay your new stepdad to leave you the **** alone. I'm here for my bammers if y’all need someone to talk to.
 
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