My maternal grandfather told me he and a friend sat on either side of a kid at lunch one day in the fourth grade in Opelika. He said they lured him to the table to eat lunch, then took the cap off of their milks and smacked him on both of his cheeks. Apparently the cap of the milk had a buildup back then and they stuck to his face. He said he laughed about that for a couple of years until he realized how awful it was what he had done. I still think it’s funny as hell, but appreciate that he regretted it so soon. You’re up @Archie
