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Docdumpsta'z 2016 SEAZUN "Offishul" PREEDIKKSHUN

Docdumpsta

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Mornin DAWGZZ,

Firzt off, I want ERRYBODY to UNDASTAND when reedin dis dat DOC haz probly been WRONG moe dan any utha perzon in da Hizztery of DA BUNKA. HOWEVA, have dun hit a few "RITE" wunz in my career.

HERE'S WUT I'M SEEIN and WHY.

OVERALL REKKERD-- "8-4"

WHY 8-4???---I truly beeleeev dat dis ROZTA frum 1-40 iz da mozt talented ROZTA dat we dun had in 9-10 yeerz. We don't have dat #1 or #2 STUD like we may have dun had on pazt teemz, BUT we are in betta shape frum an OVERALL TALENT AND DEPTH SCALE. Quarterback iz a DIZAZTA but I'll mentshun dat in a few!!!

WHY 4 LOZZES--I juzt dun bragged about da "OVERALL" talent. Well, wut I am abzalootly worreeeed about iz da "O-LINE." Itz tuff to win witout a LEFT TACKEL and I juzt don't see wun on da ROZTA. I thank COCKZ and LANDUN iz reely gunna have to help chip dat left side in orda for uz to moov them CHAINZ!!!

WUT I LIKE--Fer STARTAZ--LINEBACKAZ!!!!!!! It iz my opinyun dat TRE WILLYUMZ iz the BEZT football playa on our ROZTA. We've dun added sum GOOD talent around him (HOOVA, NEAL, ATKISSON, DAVIS). Theeez guyz will look a lot betta IF our Defenzive Tackelz juzt play DEEEZENT.
Wut I reely like iz "T-WILL!!!!!!!!!!!" I don't thank folkz undastand how big hiz role on dis teem iz ESPUSHULLY AFTA BOOM took the job at USC. I do not want to get back into a sitchyouayshun ware dem inmates run the asylum. We won't see dat wit "T-WILL" permanently cemented in da building!!!

WUT WE NEED TO HAPPIN--Deez defensive Endzs NEED to be betta than deeeezent!!!! I know DA BUNKA luvs "LAYIN DOWN THE LAWZUN" and I do, to But DA TRUTH iz dat he haz like 4.5 moe SACKZ dan JUZTIN THORNTON in hiz Auburn career. We need him HELLTHY and GOOD.
DAVIDZUN got about a 120 foot WANG SPAN. We need hiz azz to be GOOD AZ HAYUL!!

QUARTABACKZ--Ain't no doubt about it on dis wun, SEAN haz to stay hellthy. We won't win a SANGEL game dat he don't play in. We need hiz azz hellthy all 12 games.
JUCO needz to see da feeeld in SUM KAPACITY for 12-15 playz a game. He ain't gotta play quartaback but we need hiz 4.2 speed on da feeeeld!!!

LAZTLY, GUS HAZ TO HELP OUT---I've herd it a THOUZAND TIMES---GUZ iz a MAZZTER of HIZ offense. He takes 8-10 playz and he PERFEKKTZ THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, how bout dis-----------THEM UTHA TEEMZ HAVE PERFEKKTED OUR 8-10 PLAYZ AZ WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUS has dun got to adjust a few thangz. ERRYBODY knowz dat WE DON'T THROW to TITE ENDZ-----------------------How bout us get abzaloootly nutz and try throwin to a tite end a time or two?? Seemed to werk for tuzkaloosa in wun of thare games late in da seazun!!
I don't kare if we run PACE, LACE, JACE, SHACE, DIZGRACE or FREEKIN DOG DICK ACE--------------just try to do sumthang dat da UTHA TEEM may not thank you doin!!!!!!
A lot of talk about our defense. Thay have a chanze to be BETTA. BUT, theeez iz largely da same guys dat let dat tuzkaloosa tailback run for ova 3 HUNDY lat last seazun. Obveeeeuzzly dat finga kan't point to the entire deefenze. THE OFFENZE HAZ TO MOOV THEM CHAINZ TO MAKE DIS DEEFENZE BETTA!!!

HAVE A GRATE DAY DAWGZ!!!!!!
 
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