DOC pulled a HEATHER LOCKLEAR lazt nite

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Started perty innocent wit a coupla Mike's HARD LEMUNADES and then hit the WEB and found out you kood git a perty good buzz if you mixed Vanilla ekkztrakt, maple syrup and Sherman Willyumz white spray paint in a bag. Nekkzt thang you know, I'm kalling 911 on myself at 2 a.m.
Cop sed he showed up and I wuz talkin to the 911 operator wit my left hand while my rite hand WUZ BEEETING DA SHIT OUTTA ME!!!
Da cops around heeer like me beeekuzz I help them wit thare horses but itz still kinda embarrazzing.
Probly gunna lay low two nite!!!!

 

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