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DOC ironing out deeetales of blind date wit older woman in Elkmont

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Always had a thang foe COUGARS, but dat thang may beeekum a REEE-ALITY reeel kwick.
GET DIS: I'm in Brewerton on a litta side job. Well, I meet dis dude who sayz hiz parents nekkzt door naybor iz on 86 yeer old widow who neeedz to "GIT OUT MOE."
I had 5 werdz foe hiz azz------------------------TELL HER TO CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well dis mornin she tekkzted me and azked me if I wuz gunna be around LIMESTONE COUNTY in da neer future.
I dun told her azz dat I kood be thare tomorrow mornin if need be!!!!!!
I ain't gotta klue ware dis iz heddded but I hope it endz wit 86 YEER OLD TITTEEEEEEZ BOUNCIN OFF MY CHEZZT DAWGZ!!!!!!
 
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