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DOC DUMPSTAZ "OFFISHAL" football preeee-dikkshun

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FELLAZ,

Letz brake dis Bitch down:

Afta komprehensively lookin at the variables of our skedyule, I have calculated wut I believe to be an accurate FORE-KAZZZT of the seazun at 9-3.
I have bounced around frum 5-7 to 10-2 ova the reeezent munths and landed on a sumwut SUNSHINY 9-3.
I gezzz I keep going back to "BALANCE" foe the 2021 squad.
I don't thank weeer gunna be REEELY GOOOD at ANYTHANG.
HOWEVA--I don't thank weeer gunna be REEEEELY BAD at ANYTHANG eeeetha. Dis iz varry important.

I thank our major struggles heading into the seazun iz at DEEE LINE and QUARTABAKK. If we kan git deeezent play outta thoze spots, I see NO reazun not to thank that 9 wins iz attainable.
In FARENESS, I know abzalootly nuttin about HARSIN's tendencies or coaching. I'm assuming that we gunna be a litta LESS PREEDIKKTABLE but time will tell.

AKRON---WIN. Gotta Stay Hellthy

ASU-------WIN. Gotta Stay Hellthy

PENN STATE--WIN---2 Uggly offentzive teeemz but the tranzfer frum JAWJA takes a BUBBA SKREEN TO THE HOUSE and PRITCHETT goes "PICK SIKKS CITAY!!!!!"

Georgia State---WIN---Good game againzt wun of @Boisgreat 's forma playaz at QUARTABAKK!!!

LSU--LOSS---Thare "LEFTY" finds a coupla holes in our Deefentz. ROMELLLO Bursts on to da scene in dis wun doe.

JAWJA--WIN---Not a lotta OFFENTZ in dis wun frum both teeemz but ZAKOBY perty much tells KIRBY to "GO TO HAYUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ARKANSAW--WIN---HUDZZZUN grabs wun akross da middda foe the GAME WINNA wit unda 2 minitz remaining!!!

OLE MISS--LOSS---We pick off 3 passes but it AIN'T ENUFF.

AGGIES---LOSS-----Tuff wun heeer. NIKKZ gitz banged up and "DD" tries to rally uz back but comes up short.

STARKVILLE--WIN---NIKKZ iz back and haz hiz bezt throwing game ever. Tuff game. KARLZZZZUN busts wun threw at the BUZZZER foe the win

SOUTH KACKALACKY---WIN----Anutha BATTLE to the wire. Not Pretty but a WIN iz a WIN

tuzkalooooza----WIN---juzt an OLD FASHIONED AZZ WHOOOPING!!!!


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