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DOC DUMPSTAZ annual football SEAZUN PREEDICKSHUN

Docdumpsta

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Letz brake dis thang down:

WASHINGTUN---Win 27-26
It goes againzt errythang I beeeleeeeve in to pick a win heer. We have dun been TARRIBULL in ealry seazun big games. HOWEVA, sumthang is tellin me we git dis wun.

ALABAMA STATE---Win 42-6

LSU----Loss 24-15
Don't like dis game. Thay embarrassed uz da sekkund half of lazt yeerz game. Plenty of dat wuz "coaching" on our part but I thank thay gunna git uz dis yeer. Thay got a lot moe TALENT dan sum in dis FAMBLY want to beeleeeeve.

ARKANSAW----Win 37-31
Dis shoood be a good wun. Lotta points skored by both teeemz.

SOUTHERN MIZZ---Win 43-19

MIZZIZZIPPI STATE---Win 31-25
Shood be anutha good wun. Thare QB foe wuteva reazun haz not played well againzt uz in the lazt 2 outingz. Heeeez capable of beating uz but I thank we git dis wun.

TENNEZZEE---Win 20-16
This game scares me beekuzz the VOLZ have sum atheleeetz. Prewitt will fikkz dat run deefentz and thay will kumpeet.

OLE MIZZ----Win 42-34
Ole Mizz gotta reel good lookin offentz. If we protekkt the football, we win dis game.

TEKKSEZ A&M---Loss 27-19
Juzt gotta feeling we drop dis wun. Thay got talent and thare QB can MOOOVE.

JAWJA---Loss 28-17. Thank thay got da bezt QB in the konfrentz and thay'll be clickin towardz da end of the yeer.

LIBERTY---win 52-9

TUZKALOOOZA--Win 23-16.
We gotta bunch a guys leeevin afta dis seazun and I thank thay'll WANT dis game moe dan da utha teem. Good chantz tuzkalooza iz undeeefeeeted coming in so we'll be motivated to try and knock them outta the PLAYOFF!!

WHY 9-3??????????????? Look we CAN win ERRY game on dat skedyule. Da truth iz we CAN loooze moe dan 3 games on dat skedyule az well.
Lookin at our DEPTH CHART, we juzt got TWO MANY YOUNGANZ on dat TWO DEEP.

WUT NOBODY REEELY TALKZ ABOUT: We lozt KARRY ON. He wuz da bezt PLAYA in da SEC in my upinyun. Kan we reeplace hiz azz. I juzt don't thank we can.
 
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