Letz brake dis bitch down:
DIS IZ A PATTERN--- Sekkund KLEMPSUN game in a row ware it feels like HALF da teem iz goin threw thare first praktiss!!!
ERRYWUN HAZ SEEN ENUFF--- Itz time for the DEBATES to end. Thare wuz folkz eeeetha ON the BUS or OFF the BUS. The "BODY OF WERK" iz kleer. ERRY SANGEL DAY GUS iz coach at Auburn iz a step backwerdz. No sintz at all to wait till afta da IRON BOWL to get ridda him.
GUS MAY HAVE COACHED HIMSELF OUT OF FOOTBALL-- I thank thare wuz a time when peepel beeleeeved dat GUS wuz a "KUTTING EDGE" offentzive coach. Dat ain't da case no moe. I thawt maybe GUS wood leeve Aubrun and maybe be a coordinator at a TULSA or sumthang. Rite now, my gezzz iz he may have a shot at bein an AKADEMIC COUNSELOR at LITTA ROCK JUDZZUN BAPPTIZZT!!
WUT DO WE DO IN PRAKTISS-- I wunna be very kleer about dis beekuzz dis iz important. GUS kloses praktizzess and skrimmages foe 45 days beetween SPRANG and FALL praktisses. Wun wood thank those praktisses wood be uzed to maybe try and get betta offentzively. Sumthang juzt aint rite about dis.
MALEEEEK HAZ TO BE IN DA GAMEPLAN-- If we run da SAME PLAYZ, which WE WILL, and we don't block DA SAME PEEEPEL----which we won't, ---you've got to have yore fazztezt QB in da game. I like ole STIDDDY. He juzt made a TARRIBULL CHOICE in coming to GUS'S system.
MALEEEEK kan evade a few of the multiple dudes that iz braking threw dat line.
HOW FAR HAVE WE COME DEEFENTZIVELY???- 3 yeeerz ago, our bezzt TACKLER mizzed 15 takkles a game. Nowadays, we may go an entire game mizzing 3 takkles!!! Verry imprezzed with the "D" ESPESHULLY sintz KLEMPSUN did a grate job on BROWN. We had a bunch of PLAYAZ play LITES OUT!!!!
OUR "ROUTE TREE" iz like a 3rd grade pickup game at RECESS----Wut duz our QB do in da huddle. Juzt tell all the skinny tall Afrikkan Amerikunz to GO LONG???????? I meen at sum point in da game, woodn't ya thank da Coaches wood see dat STIDDY haz less dan 2.5 sekkunds to throw?
HOW DA KURRENT SITCHYOUAYSHUN KILLS REEEKROOOTING--- Obveeeuzzly to be a kumpetitive college football teem, yo azz needz to have good quartabakkz. Well, da bezt quarterback in dis reekrootin klass, GATEWOOOOD, wuz almost HAND DELVIVERED WIT A BOW TIE to us. Unfortchunately da Coachin chainj THAT IS DEFINITELY COMING, will SLAWTA our chantzes. Now, I luv MALEEEK, but it wooda been nice to have GATEWOOODZ azz beekuzz heeez such a GAME CHAINJA!!
DIS IZ A PATTERN--- Sekkund KLEMPSUN game in a row ware it feels like HALF da teem iz goin threw thare first praktiss!!!
ERRYWUN HAZ SEEN ENUFF--- Itz time for the DEBATES to end. Thare wuz folkz eeeetha ON the BUS or OFF the BUS. The "BODY OF WERK" iz kleer. ERRY SANGEL DAY GUS iz coach at Auburn iz a step backwerdz. No sintz at all to wait till afta da IRON BOWL to get ridda him.
GUS MAY HAVE COACHED HIMSELF OUT OF FOOTBALL-- I thank thare wuz a time when peepel beeleeeved dat GUS wuz a "KUTTING EDGE" offentzive coach. Dat ain't da case no moe. I thawt maybe GUS wood leeve Aubrun and maybe be a coordinator at a TULSA or sumthang. Rite now, my gezzz iz he may have a shot at bein an AKADEMIC COUNSELOR at LITTA ROCK JUDZZUN BAPPTIZZT!!
WUT DO WE DO IN PRAKTISS-- I wunna be very kleer about dis beekuzz dis iz important. GUS kloses praktizzess and skrimmages foe 45 days beetween SPRANG and FALL praktisses. Wun wood thank those praktisses wood be uzed to maybe try and get betta offentzively. Sumthang juzt aint rite about dis.
MALEEEEK HAZ TO BE IN DA GAMEPLAN-- If we run da SAME PLAYZ, which WE WILL, and we don't block DA SAME PEEEPEL----which we won't, ---you've got to have yore fazztezt QB in da game. I like ole STIDDDY. He juzt made a TARRIBULL CHOICE in coming to GUS'S system.
MALEEEEK kan evade a few of the multiple dudes that iz braking threw dat line.
HOW FAR HAVE WE COME DEEFENTZIVELY???- 3 yeeerz ago, our bezzt TACKLER mizzed 15 takkles a game. Nowadays, we may go an entire game mizzing 3 takkles!!! Verry imprezzed with the "D" ESPESHULLY sintz KLEMPSUN did a grate job on BROWN. We had a bunch of PLAYAZ play LITES OUT!!!!
OUR "ROUTE TREE" iz like a 3rd grade pickup game at RECESS----Wut duz our QB do in da huddle. Juzt tell all the skinny tall Afrikkan Amerikunz to GO LONG???????? I meen at sum point in da game, woodn't ya thank da Coaches wood see dat STIDDY haz less dan 2.5 sekkunds to throw?
HOW DA KURRENT SITCHYOUAYSHUN KILLS REEEKROOOTING--- Obveeeuzzly to be a kumpetitive college football teem, yo azz needz to have good quartabakkz. Well, da bezt quarterback in dis reekrootin klass, GATEWOOOOD, wuz almost HAND DELVIVERED WIT A BOW TIE to us. Unfortchunately da Coachin chainj THAT IS DEFINITELY COMING, will SLAWTA our chantzes. Now, I luv MALEEEK, but it wooda been nice to have GATEWOOODZ azz beekuzz heeez such a GAME CHAINJA!!
