I've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
Do RUBBBAZ have a "SHELF LIFE??"
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Yes there sure is, Doc.
I know there was on the Forex lambskin.
I think there is on the modern day version.
You be careful-Doc!!
If you have to use them--double UP!!
Blaze ON Doc, Blaze ON!!
Do you keep them in your pocket?
Have some sperm killer on them?
If not-you should be fine if only 3 years Doc.
I would still go to Wal-Mart and get another fresh pack on the birth control/STD aisle.
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9. Not checking the expiration date.
I honestly can’t believe that about 61 percent of condom users were guilty of not making sure the rubber they were about to slip on was expired. It’s like taking a sip from the milk jug without checking the date first. Although, condoms do last quite awhile — up to 5 years for plain ones, though only 2 years or so for those with a spermicide, which gradually breaks down the latex. But condoms kept in men’s wallets get toasty from body heat, which can considerably shorten a condom’s life expectancy (and maybe yours). If a condom is sticky or brittle, toss it.
THANKZ foe da info DAWG!! Lookz like I'm gunna be tossin 36 RUBBBBAZ!!
Don't mean to offend you Doc but you do know you don't need one to sit in your car at an abandoned Hardees parking lot all by yourself in Atmore eating cheese puffs and looking at a dirty book?
Toss them Doc-
Not worth it.
I was in Wal-Mart last night on the sensual protection aisle and was shocked at the selection. Large size, regular size for smaller men and all types of thickness. Some are flavored like cherry or strawberry.
They do not sell lambskin anymore but the selection at WM was impressive. All these special creams too. You can turn yourself into a big fruit!!
Blaze ON Doc--Blaze ON!!
Don't mean to offend you Doc but you do know you don't need one to sit in your car at an abandoned Hardees parking lot all by yourself in Atmore eating cheese puffs and looking at a dirty book?
If he is in my hometown, well, I have a number he can call!!
He will not be alone.
Ms. LaRue will take care of you Doc!!
Ms. Bee, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one
afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her
Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ,
the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it,
filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a
condom.
Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity;
surely Miss Bea had flipped! He certainly couldn't mention
the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with
tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to
stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater,
but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no
longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell
me about this." Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking
down town last fall and I found this little package. It
said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would
prevent disease. You know, I think it is working, I haven't
had a cold all winter!
never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one
afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her
Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ,
the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it,
filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a
condom.
Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity;
surely Miss Bea had flipped! He certainly couldn't mention
the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with
tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to
stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater,
but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no
longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell
me about this." Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking
down town last fall and I found this little package. It
said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would
prevent disease. You know, I think it is working, I haven't
had a cold all winter!
WHUT up pussay popper??? You could alwayzzzzz uze my line.... “hey hot lipz (n my azzz don’t meeen da wunz attached to yo face).... y don’t u help me uze deez rubbaz up befo dem bitchez eggspire so dey don’t go to waist....” u woodnt beleeeeeve da success my azz has wit dat line
Nope. They last for a lifetime Doc. No worries.
Keep plugging away and let her rip!
Keep plugging away and let her rip!
Yes--Saran Wrap is probably better.
Very tight though and no lube-ouch, unless the garden has mist and it should.
If you smack yourself flush on the nuts and hold you boys under hot water for 2 minutes (like your trying to drown the bastards), then you'll be fine. It'll be 2 days before you'll let anyone go near your gear. Best contraceptive I know of.
Do not let them things rip, DOC, unless yore ready to start searching for the best "Family SHITTAZ" around the great state of alabama
Make sure to poke small holes, preferably with a safety pin, in all of your condoms. This allows them to breathe and thus extending their shelf life. Hope this helps, Doc.
You're old doc. In 100 years all that will be left of you is your seed. Let the ropes fly where they may, unencumbered.
Just bang post menopausal women and you can raw dawg it....duh
Rubbazz iz old skool dawg, a man dat slangz dat D like ol Doc needz to eether git dem codz klipped or ware a doggone pare of kroks to keep from knockin ol gurl up! A little inside advice fo yo azz, dem knock off kroks are cheeper and acktully prolly work jest az good if not betta dawg!
I dun GOTTA FIND A BEAZT TO SLAY FIRZT DAWG!!!!
Kinda been chattin up a DIVORCEEEE ova in SAINT KLARE COUNTY lately.
Not shure ware dis iz hedddin but we'll see!!!!!
Yes!
But Doc would never use a used one.
The article refereed to condoms kept too long in one's pocket---where body sweat and heat degrade the rubber and it becomes a bit sticky.
WDE!!
