I need to buy a ring, fam. It’s past time that I make @AUgncEngineer mom an honest woman. We’ve been having hardcore sex for years now and just out of nowhere she told me I have to buy the cow to get the milk. I really thought if I bought her a carton of Menthols and ran her by the gas station to get a few scratch offs she’d drop the subject. Long story short, I need a good deal on a diamond.
