He was wearing an Under Armour quarterzip. Even though I love UA gear this looked really porsinous, like something from the Chizik era. I stayed back as far as I could so his pore wouldn’t touch me.
Anyway, my aunt is the cashier at Bojangles. She is a little hefty but she keeps herself up well, most dudes like her proportions if you know what I mean. She usually gives me a free coffee and a biscuit on Mondays.
This guy is in front of me and he is complimenting her nails, they had little butterflies on them. She’s a little flattered at first and I’m sitting back like “Ok, game on brAUther. Get you some”.
Next thing I know he says “I bet you those could make some nice marks across my back”. She was a little taken aback. This is my aunt, mothers sister, and mother to my wife. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
The coda to this is that she alerted the manager (my uncle from my wifes side) and he just gave the guy the food and asked him to leave. Really disappointing experience from someone who should know better.
Anyway, my aunt is the cashier at Bojangles. She is a little hefty but she keeps herself up well, most dudes like her proportions if you know what I mean. She usually gives me a free coffee and a biscuit on Mondays.
This guy is in front of me and he is complimenting her nails, they had little butterflies on them. She’s a little flattered at first and I’m sitting back like “Ok, game on brAUther. Get you some”.
Next thing I know he says “I bet you those could make some nice marks across my back”. She was a little taken aback. This is my aunt, mothers sister, and mother to my wife. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
The coda to this is that she alerted the manager (my uncle from my wifes side) and he just gave the guy the food and asked him to leave. Really disappointing experience from someone who should know better.
