The man constantly, CONSTANTLY, talks. No one is listening and he continues to prattle on. Nice guy but VERY uncomfortable with silence or the sound of anyone else's voice.
"Now, when I'm out to eat, I like to use a straw. They're trying to get rid of straws. What they need to do is find some engineer who knows how to make a plastic that disintegrates in sunlight. If they get rid of straws it'll cause an epidemic with infectious diseases. Then they'll want their straws back."
"Do they make recliners for babies? When I sit in a rocking chair, I just start rocking. I can't help it."
"Is Mr. Noodle a regular character on Sesame Street now? What a terrible idea. The big yellow bird should have been a kangaroo. Bert and Ernie shouldn't rap. Is that a talking dog? He's talented."
"The other day I fell down moving something outside. Scratched up my elbow. Felt like slow motion. It wasn't though."
"I used to watch the Bart Simpson Show. It wasn't made for kids. I can tell you that."
"A Frito can be a musical instrument."
He also went into a a Rodney Dangerfield routine for the ages.
"Now, when I'm out to eat, I like to use a straw. They're trying to get rid of straws. What they need to do is find some engineer who knows how to make a plastic that disintegrates in sunlight. If they get rid of straws it'll cause an epidemic with infectious diseases. Then they'll want their straws back."
"Do they make recliners for babies? When I sit in a rocking chair, I just start rocking. I can't help it."
"Is Mr. Noodle a regular character on Sesame Street now? What a terrible idea. The big yellow bird should have been a kangaroo. Bert and Ernie shouldn't rap. Is that a talking dog? He's talented."
"The other day I fell down moving something outside. Scratched up my elbow. Felt like slow motion. It wasn't though."
"I used to watch the Bart Simpson Show. It wasn't made for kids. I can tell you that."
"A Frito can be a musical instrument."
He also went into a a Rodney Dangerfield routine for the ages.
