Been laying on the couch telling chat gpt to roast different things, figured I'd try it out on the humpers...not bad:
Ah, the Georgia Bulldogs—a team that thinks they're top dogs but more like a pack of lost puppies. They’re like that friend who shows up late to every party, bragging about how awesome they are, only to leave early because they can't handle the competition. Let’s talk about their fans, who are convinced that barking at strangers makes them intimidating. Spoiler alert: it doesn't—it just makes them look like a bunch of confused middle-aged men who still think they're in college.
Sure, they finally got over their 40-year championship drought, but let’s be real, it took them nearly half a century to find a bone they didn’t choke on. And speaking of choking, it's practically their signature move. Just look at all those seasons where they were "supposed" to dominate, only to fumble the ball when it mattered most. They have more "almosts" than a bad date who can’t commit.
Their mascot is a bulldog, which is fitting since it's a breed known for being stubborn, lazy, and prone to overheating—just like their team in big games. And let's not forget their beloved “Between the Hedges” stadium, where dreams go to die unless you're the visiting team. It's not a fortress; it's more like a haunted house—full of old ghosts from the past and screams of disappointed fans.
So, keep barking, Georgia. Just know that the rest of the college football world is laughing right back at you.
Ah, the Georgia Bulldogs—a team that thinks they're top dogs but more like a pack of lost puppies. They’re like that friend who shows up late to every party, bragging about how awesome they are, only to leave early because they can't handle the competition. Let’s talk about their fans, who are convinced that barking at strangers makes them intimidating. Spoiler alert: it doesn't—it just makes them look like a bunch of confused middle-aged men who still think they're in college.
Sure, they finally got over their 40-year championship drought, but let’s be real, it took them nearly half a century to find a bone they didn’t choke on. And speaking of choking, it's practically their signature move. Just look at all those seasons where they were "supposed" to dominate, only to fumble the ball when it mattered most. They have more "almosts" than a bad date who can’t commit.
Their mascot is a bulldog, which is fitting since it's a breed known for being stubborn, lazy, and prone to overheating—just like their team in big games. And let's not forget their beloved “Between the Hedges” stadium, where dreams go to die unless you're the visiting team. It's not a fortress; it's more like a haunted house—full of old ghosts from the past and screams of disappointed fans.
So, keep barking, Georgia. Just know that the rest of the college football world is laughing right back at you.
